Comments on: Game Time Decision: Hater’s Guide To The Postseason http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:53:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Admiral Snackbar http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-129247 Admiral Snackbar Sat, 30 May 2009 22:19:13 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-129247 Check out the size of T.O.s feet. You know what they say... Check out the size of T.O.s feet. You know what they say…

]]> By: Dubya http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38555 Dubya Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:37:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38555 I just don't understand why a guy who loves to be the center of attention so much DOESN'T BRUSH HIS FUCKING TEETH.<br/><br/>I've seen bananas that were pearlier than that guy's chompers. Maybe he just needs a grill on his teef. I just don’t understand why a guy who loves to be the center of attention so much DOESN’T BRUSH HIS FUCKING TEETH.

I’ve seen bananas that were pearlier than that guy’s chompers. Maybe he just needs a grill on his teef.

]]> By: Jelly B. Good http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38554 Jelly B. Good Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38554 TO just wants to create some drama... <br/><br/>He'll sit moaning on the sideline through the 1st half grasping at his ankle, the camera flashing to him after ever sack, ever big Giants play... the Cowboys go down 21 points...<br/><br/>The 'Boys come trudging back onto the field for the start of the 2nd half and just before the kick-off the stadium goes dark and a spotlight shines on TO... he's smiles his broadest smile, does a rousing rendition of Shipoopi that would make Peter Griffin and Tom Brady jealous, driving the crowd into a frenzy and confusing Eli Manning so much that he throws 20 interceptions in the 2nd half...<br/><br/>The Cowboys win by 50 and Jessica Simpson services TO on the sideline after the game while Tony Romo blows cool air on his nuts...<br/><br/>fade to black..<br/><br/>(or at least that's the way I see it happening) TO just wants to create some drama…

He’ll sit moaning on the sideline through the 1st half grasping at his ankle, the camera flashing to him after ever sack, ever big Giants play… the Cowboys go down 21 points…

The ‘Boys come trudging back onto the field for the start of the 2nd half and just before the kick-off the stadium goes dark and a spotlight shines on TO… he’s smiles his broadest smile, does a rousing rendition of Shipoopi that would make Peter Griffin and Tom Brady jealous, driving the crowd into a frenzy and confusing Eli Manning so much that he throws 20 interceptions in the 2nd half…

The Cowboys win by 50 and Jessica Simpson services TO on the sideline after the game while Tony Romo blows cool air on his nuts…

fade to black..

(or at least that’s the way I see it happening)

]]> By: Magglio http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38553 Magglio Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:09:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38553 Romo blows it in big games. This will have nothing to do with TO. That's the crazy thing about it.<br/><br/>Magglio<br/><br/>http://applesandmoustaches.blogspot.com/ Romo blows it in big games. This will have nothing to do with TO. That’s the crazy thing about it.

Magglio

http://applesandmoustaches.blogspot.com/

]]> By: Junker23 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38552 Junker23 Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38552 I was following the whole time, right up until "Me so tender."<br/><br/>Sounds like something Hines Ward would say. I was following the whole time, right up until “Me so tender.”

Sounds like something Hines Ward would say.

]]> By: tHeCoNmAn http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38551 tHeCoNmAn Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38551 "Lisa Lopes" is my new go-to curse from now on. “Lisa Lopes” is my new go-to curse from now on.

]]> By: Sexual Tyrannosaurus http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38549 Sexual Tyrannosaurus Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:59:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38549 I'm a Cowboys fan and I still thought it was funny. "OH WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN "YOU KNEW IT WAS ME?" Y'ALL DIDN'T KNOW SHIT. Fuckin shit, man." That's pretty much how imagine TO is in his personal life. I’m a Cowboys fan and I still thought it was funny. “OH WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN “YOU KNEW IT WAS ME?” Y’ALL DIDN’T KNOW SHIT. Fuckin shit, man.” That’s pretty much how imagine TO is in his personal life.

]]> By: Smello http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38547 Smello Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38547 Yeah.<br/><br/>What Punch said.<br/><br/>Fuckers.<br/><br/>(To be clear, though, I'd still let Romo touch me inappropriately.) Yeah.

What Punch said.

Fuckers.

(To be clear, though, I’d still let Romo touch me inappropriately.)

]]> By: Jeff Hawkins http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38546 Jeff Hawkins Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38546 Dr. Arthur Honeycake has 25 million reasons why T.O. can't play Dr. Arthur Honeycake has 25 million reasons why T.O. can’t play

]]> By: Punch Rockgroin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/norv.html/comment-page-1#comment-38545 Punch Rockgroin Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:39:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/game-time-decision-haters-guide-to-the-postseason.html#comment-38545 My fantasy league is over, so unless they can guarantee beating the Patriots, fuck the Cowboys.<br/><br/>Fuck them right in the ear. My fantasy league is over, so unless they can guarantee beating the Patriots, fuck the Cowboys.

Fuck them right in the ear.

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