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	<title>Comments on: KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Stephen Hawking</title>
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		<title>By: Brady's a douchebag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brady's a douchebag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@bloodyhandedgod&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What&#039;s wrong with Mother Teresa getting up and in every orifice from soneone like....oh Michael Strahan. He needs a bitch. He doesn&#039;t like being someone&#039;s bitch plus Mother T couldn&#039;t talk back to him. If that&#039;s too sick for you, Michael could make Jared from Subway his personal bitch as part of a Super Bowl commercial.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PS Osi could shit on Jared while Michael does him with a footlong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@bloodyhandedgod</p>
<p>What&#8217;s wrong with Mother Teresa getting up and in every orifice from soneone like&#8230;.oh Michael Strahan. He needs a bitch. He doesn&#8217;t like being someone&#8217;s bitch plus Mother T couldn&#8217;t talk back to him. If that&#8217;s too sick for you, Michael could make Jared from Subway his personal bitch as part of a Super Bowl commercial.</p>
<p>PS Osi could shit on Jared while Michael does him with a footlong.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We&#039;re not in jolly old England.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He teaches at Cambridge University.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Which is located in....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We&#8217;re not in jolly old England.</i></p>
<p>He teaches at Cambridge University.  </p>
<p>Which is located in&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: SlickBomb</title>
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		<dc:creator>SlickBomb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey! Lego Steven Hawking.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;http://www.thelandsalmon.com/images/2008/January16thru31/stephen_hawking_lego.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Lego Steven Hawking.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thelandsalmon.com/images/2008/January16thru31/stephen_hawking_lego.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.thelandsalmon.com/images/2008/January16thru31/stephen_hawking_lego.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: Christopher</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christopher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did everybody else read that to themselves in the electronic voice too?  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just me? Ok.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did everybody else read that to themselves in the electronic voice too?  </p>
<p>Just me? Ok.</p>
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		<title>By: Gern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We&#039;re not in jolly old England.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We&#8217;re not in jolly old England.</p>
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		<title>By: bloodyhandedgod</title>
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		<dc:creator>bloodyhandedgod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is just wrong. Like having Mother Teresa do an anal-bukkake-facial-gangbang video wrong. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;All wrong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is just wrong. Like having Mother Teresa do an anal-bukkake-facial-gangbang video wrong. </p>
<p>All wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: dlchambers</title>
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		<dc:creator>dlchambers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yo, this one goes out to all you punk&lt;br/&gt;bitches who think the Hawkman is soft&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Stephen Hawking is crazy as f*ck!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a HREF=&quot;http://profile.imeem.com/dLRTYE/music/UZlJ0pWK/mc_hawking_crazy_as_fuck/&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://profile.imeem.com/dLRTYE/music/UZlJ0pWK/mc_hawking_crazy_as_fuck/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo, this one goes out to all you punk<br />bitches who think the Hawkman is soft</p>
<p>Stephen Hawking is crazy as f*ck!<br /><a HREF="http://profile.imeem.com/dLRTYE/music/UZlJ0pWK/mc_hawking_crazy_as_fuck/" REL="nofollow">http://profile.imeem.com/dLRTYE/music/UZlJ0pWK/mc_hawking_crazy_as_fuck/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Landru</title>
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		<dc:creator>Landru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Best.  MMP.  evAR.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best.  MMP.  evAR.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here&#039;s my impression of Stephen Hawking with a hooker.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;SUCK.&lt;br/&gt;MY.&lt;br/&gt;DICK.&lt;br/&gt;SUCK.&lt;br/&gt;IT BITCH.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Gracias Senor David Cross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s my impression of Stephen Hawking with a hooker.</p>
<p>SUCK.<br />MY.<br />DICK.<br />SUCK.<br />IT BITCH.</p>
<p>Gracias Senor David Cross.</p>
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		<title>By: Chip Fu</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chip Fu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@mmp: I&#039;ll have to speak to the manager.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@mmp: I&#8217;ll have to speak to the manager.</p>
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