HELLO.
HOW
ARE
YOU?
TODAY.
I AM FINE.
MY
FAVORITE
TIME
OF THE YEAR
IS
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.
MY
FAVORITE THING
ABOUT
FOOTBALL
IS
WATCHING
THE PASSES
AND
THINKING
ABOUT
SUCKING TOM BRADY’S COCK.
IF
I
WAS
SUCKING TOM BRADY’S COCK.
I WOULD LIKE TO
CHEW IN A CIRCULAR MOTION.
OR
I WOULD LIKE TO
LAY
NAKED
IN THE STREET
AND.
GET.
GANG-BANGED LIKE A HOOKER WHO OVERDOSED ON HEROIN.
IN.
MY ASS.
AND FACE.
I WOULD LIKE TO
PICK
THE GIANTS
TO WIN
BY
TWO
TOUCHDOWNS
THIRTY.
FIVE.
TO.
TWENTY.
ONE.
IF
[John Madden's voice] Brett Favre
WAS
IN.
THIS GAME.
I WOULD LIKE TO.
STILL.
BE.
SUCKING TOM BRADY’S COCK.
THANK YOU.
GOOD BYE.
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@bloodyhandedgod
What’s wrong with Mother Teresa getting up and in every orifice from soneone like….oh Michael Strahan. He needs a bitch. He doesn’t like being someone’s bitch plus Mother T couldn’t talk back to him. If that’s too sick for you, Michael could make Jared from Subway his personal bitch as part of a Super Bowl commercial.
PS Osi could shit on Jared while Michael does him with a footlong.
Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We’re not in jolly old England.
He teaches at Cambridge University.
Which is located in….
Hey! Lego Steven Hawking.
http://www.thelandsalmon.com/images/2008/January16thru31/stephen_hawking_lego.jpg
Did everybody else read that to themselves in the electronic voice too?
Just me? Ok.
Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We’re not in jolly old England.
That is just wrong. Like having Mother Teresa do an anal-bukkake-facial-gangbang video wrong.
All wrong.
Yo, this one goes out to all you punk
bitches who think the Hawkman is soft
Stephen Hawking is crazy as f*ck!
http://profile.imeem.com/dLRTYE/music/UZlJ0pWK/mc_hawking_crazy_as_fuck/
Best. MMP. evAR.
Here’s my impression of Stephen Hawking with a hooker.
SUCK.
MY.
DICK.
SUCK.
IT BITCH.
Gracias Senor David Cross.
@mmp: I’ll have to speak to the manager.
MJD + water = MMP
Hi, MMP…
Oh, Hi Satan…
Have fun in hell!
Wow,
Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collecct $200.
–still funny though
I having been waiting to use this forever, finally.
Your theory of a donut shaped universe intrigues me. I may have to steal it.
boy I miss Marmalard…
NO.
ELISHA.
CAN.
NOT.
JOIN.
SHALL. WE. PLAY. A. GAME?
That was a great Dick Clark impersonation! Now do Steven Hawking.
DEAR KSK,
I WANTED TO SEE YOUR UTOPIA, BUT NOW I SEE IT IS MORE OF A FRUITOPIA.
MC HAWKING OUT, BITCHES.
BOOM… SHAKA… LAKA… LAKA… LAKA…
/A Brief History of Rhyme
@chip: Does Satan offer a turn-down service?
a pig in a cage on antibiotics
Hey, leave Deanna Favre outta this!
still kisses with saliva?
Dear MMP,
We are happy to inform you that space has become available. We’ve reserved a spot in Circle #8, Bolgia 10. Let us know if this doesn’t suit your needs or if you’d like to discuss alternate accomodations.
We look forward to meeting you on February 5th at 8:06 PM, 27 agonizing minutes after your unfortunate encounter with a garbage truck, and getting you situated in your new home.
Regards,
Satan
In the words of Homer Simpson:
“Larry Flynt is right!”
@ future mrs….
if you cannot laugh at weakness, what can you laugh at?
Radiohead and Daft Punk? Well, this is turning into quite the Eli Party isn’t it.
/off to put strychnine the sbarro
@ CC and BDD:
Richard Cheese’s version is far more entertaining, at least for me.
The ability to laugh at weakness = KSK
BDD translated:
Harder, better, faster, stronger. Th-tha-tha-that that don’t kill me, etc.
Tasteless. You should be ashamed. Hawking is clearly a vagina man.
http://flaminghomers.blogspot.com/
@the great bambi –
I recommend less KSK commenting and more Radiohead albums
Well, Hawking does look like a cat tied to a stick, driven into frozen winter shit.
That too, yes.
are those all things you’re avoiding?
Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym