KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Stephen Hawking
HELLO.
HOW
ARE
YOU?
TODAY.
I AM FINE.
MY
FAVORITE
TIME
OF THE YEAR
IS
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.
MY
FAVORITE THING
ABOUT
FOOTBALL
IS
WATCHING
THE PASSES
AND
THINKING
ABOUT
SUCKING TOM BRADY’S COCK.
IF
I
WAS
SUCKING TOM BRADY’S COCK.
I WOULD LIKE TO
CHEW IN A CIRCULAR MOTION.
OR
I WOULD LIKE TO
LAY
NAKED
IN THE STREET
AND.
GET.
GANG-BANGED LIKE A HOOKER WHO OVERDOSED ON HEROIN.
IN.
MY ASS.
AND FACE.
I WOULD LIKE TO
PICK
THE GIANTS
TO WIN
BY
TWO
TOUCHDOWNS
THIRTY.
FIVE.
TO.
TWENTY.
ONE.
IF
[John Madden's voice] Brett Favre
WAS
IN.
THIS GAME.
I WOULD LIKE TO.
STILL.
BE.
SUCKING TOM BRADY’S COCK.
THANK YOU.
GOOD BYE.
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Tags: celebrity super bowl pick bukkake, jeez punter that's just wrong, MMP, Stephen Hawking
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
are those all things you’re avoiding?
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
That too, yes.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Well, Hawking does look like a cat tied to a stick, driven into frozen winter shit.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
@the great bambi –
I recommend less KSK commenting and more Radiohead albums
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Tasteless. You should be ashamed. Hawking is clearly a vagina man.
http://flaminghomers.blogspot.com/
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
BDD translated:
Harder, better, faster, stronger. Th-tha-tha-that that don’t kill me, etc.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The ability to laugh at weakness = KSK
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
@ CC and BDD:
Richard Cheese’s version is far more entertaining, at least for me.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Radiohead and Daft Punk? Well, this is turning into quite the Eli Party isn’t it.
/off to put strychnine the sbarro
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
@ future mrs….
if you cannot laugh at weakness, what can you laugh at?
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
In the words of Homer Simpson:
“Larry Flynt is right!”
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Dear MMP,
We are happy to inform you that space has become available. We’ve reserved a spot in Circle #8, Bolgia 10. Let us know if this doesn’t suit your needs or if you’d like to discuss alternate accomodations.
We look forward to meeting you on February 5th at 8:06 PM, 27 agonizing minutes after your unfortunate encounter with a garbage truck, and getting you situated in your new home.
Regards,
Satan
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
still kisses with saliva?
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
a pig in a cage on antibiotics
Hey, leave Deanna Favre outta this!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@chip: Does Satan offer a turn-down service?
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
DEAR KSK,
I WANTED TO SEE YOUR UTOPIA, BUT NOW I SEE IT IS MORE OF A FRUITOPIA.
MC HAWKING OUT, BITCHES.
BOOM… SHAKA… LAKA… LAKA… LAKA…
/A Brief History of Rhyme
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
That was a great Dick Clark impersonation! Now do Steven Hawking.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
SHALL. WE. PLAY. A. GAME?
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
NO.
ELISHA.
CAN.
NOT.
JOIN.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
boy I miss Marmalard…
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I having been waiting to use this forever, finally.
Your theory of a donut shaped universe intrigues me. I may have to steal it.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Wow,
Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collecct $200.
–still funny though
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Have fun in hell!
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Hi, MMP…
Oh, Hi Satan…
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
MJD + water = MMP
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@mmp: I’ll have to speak to the manager.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Here’s my impression of Stephen Hawking with a hooker.
SUCK.
MY.
DICK.
SUCK.
IT BITCH.
Gracias Senor David Cross.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Best. MMP. evAR.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Yo, this one goes out to all you punk
bitches who think the Hawkman is soft
Stephen Hawking is crazy as f*ck!
http://profile.imeem.com/dLRTYE/music/UZlJ0pWK/mc_hawking_crazy_as_fuck/
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 pm
That is just wrong. Like having Mother Teresa do an anal-bukkake-facial-gangbang video wrong.
All wrong.
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 am
Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We’re not in jolly old England.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Did everybody else read that to themselves in the electronic voice too?
Just me? Ok.
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Hey! Lego Steven Hawking.
http://www.thelandsalmon.com/images/2008/January16thru31/stephen_hawking_lego.jpg
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Would it kill someone to fix his fucking teeth? We’re not in jolly old England.
He teaches at Cambridge University.
Which is located in….
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
@bloodyhandedgod
What’s wrong with Mother Teresa getting up and in every orifice from soneone like….oh Michael Strahan. He needs a bitch. He doesn’t like being someone’s bitch plus Mother T couldn’t talk back to him. If that’s too sick for you, Michael could make Jared from Subway his personal bitch as part of a Super Bowl commercial.
PS Osi could shit on Jared while Michael does him with a footlong.