KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Michael Cera
The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Next up, actor Michael Cera!
Hey, you know what might make, like, a really fun and kind of neat idea to have on this blog-site-thing?
Should I start? Go now? Okay, now. O-o-okay.
I could, uh, like, PICK the winner of the upcoming “Big Game.” Or if I may, Super… Bowl. I can say Super Bowl, right? Will you get sued by the NFL? Will I? I generally like avoiding litigious situations, if at all in the, uh, realm of possibility. If not, just edit that part that. Can you edit this?
Ellen Page is gonna win an Oscar. It’ll be like the Little Miss Sunshine girl last year. Cute and… and and HUGGABLE and lovable, but winning. A big huggable winnable star shining so bright.
Whuh. Okay, pick. Yes. Pick. Football. Okay.
What if I were to tell you, Giants 26, Patriots 22?
Call me crazy, but I really see something in that Eli. An ineffable undeniable something. Like, if he were a delicate leaf that’s floating, like, floating in the air, and it gets caught under your windshield wiper but the leaf is stuck there and it moves in tandem with the wiper. Then you open your window a crack and try to fish it out with your arm, but you can’t reach it and your car starts to swerve into oncoming traffic. So, yeah, Giants by four. Points, I mean.
I think Kevin Boss will win MVP, because I still have a Kevin Bass baseball card in the spokes of my 10-speed. From when he was on the Giants, no less!
Lord, I’m so cripplingly awkward.
Tags: celebrity super bowl pick bukkake, i like his movies except that nervous fella who's alway, xmas ape
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Eli tried to give him a blowjay, but he was too drunk.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Could you ever see this guy as the lead role in a movie, without someone else to banter with? I loved George Michael, but the constant awkwardness needs to go.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Waiting for Heath Ledger’s pick that will surely be posted by MMP in the next fifteen minutes….
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
if Juno wins an oscar i am going on a killing spree.
Cera will forever be George Michael anyway…
Hello, Bluth Company.
Talk me off, honey. Talk me off.
Talk you off what, PopPop?
Oh, George Michael. I thought you were - when’s that voice gonna drop? Put Kitty on the phone.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Ineffable? Oh he’s been effed alright. In the A!
HI-OOO!
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Ineffable means effable?! What a country!
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:14 pm
@ grimey
Heath Ledger shouldn’t count. He’s getting advice from Jimmy the Greek as we speak.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Jonah Hill’s prediction: “Why the FUCK are you asking me for my Super Bowl pick, huh? I’m a Jew, I’m under 4 feet tall, pushing 3 bills and I totally suck Judd Apatow’s dick. Now excuse my language, but how the fuck is watching a couple dozen giant fucking cunts throwing around their shitty ball going to help me pound some serious vag, huh? It doesn’t, and I’m sorry, but fuck your fucking face for even asking.
I just….I can’t…..(has a minor stroke)….okay, New England 23, New York 17. What the fuck do I care?”
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Lucille: Did that Mexican kick you out again?
Gob: She’s not “that” Mexican, Mom. She’s “my” Mexican. And I think she’s Columbian or something.”
/Gob
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
His runner legs scared me in Juno. They haunt me too this day. Whiter shade of pale…
That said, he totally is me ages 12-16, so, I get it. And if Alia Shawkat was indeed my cousin, I’d be just as confused as he was.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Take off the vest Chad, you look like Aladdin.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
So I watched the commentary for Superbad, because I’m a dickhead who watches the commentary on every DVD I get, and Apatow had brought his nine year old daughter to the recording session, asking Jonah and the director not to cuss on the New York side of things. Eventually Jonah snapped and it led to a little bitch session between himself and Judd until Judd finally left. What does that have to do with anything? Nothing, but I thought it was pretty fucking funny. I think it was somewhere around the dude from The State hitting Seth with the car.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
A celebrity pick from Dr. Tobias Funke would be the balls, even though he doesn’t really exist. Tracy Jordan perhaps.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
He lays the same character in every movie- the smart, awkward young guy who everyone kinda likes. The Hugh Grant of the millenial generation.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
“if Juno wins an oscar i am going on a killing spree”
If Juno doesn’t win an Oscar, I’m going on a killing spree. What’s the best place to perpetrate our murderous rampage so it’ll be seen as a public service?
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
wtf… I guess any other irrelevant actor was busy..
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I’m with Jay. Juno was the balls.
Speaking of DVD commentary, be sure to check out the one for “Anchorman.” They had money to fly people in and, for no real reason, Ferrell and Apatow flew in Lou Rawls. Just to shoot the shit. Halfway through a 20-minute segment, he starts to wonder why he’s there and asks about the movie. “Oh, that. Don’t mind that. What was touring like?”
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Juno was great.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
The “Anchorman” commentary is by far the best ever. I love when Andy Richter comes in and complains how he wasn’t in the movie. Hilarious
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Cera is funnier than you and this is why
/mcsweeney’s gay
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Remember: Impossible is the Opposite of Possible
January 24th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Oh what the fuck ever you guys, Michael Cera is fucking awesome. He is coming at you Full Throttle, Charlies Angels 2.