KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Det. James "Jimmy" McNulty
The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Up next, Baltimore City detective, Jimmy McNulty:
A lot of chatter in the Eastern saying something’s going on with this Patriots and Giants meetup. Know anything about that? These are two crews that just had a some beef not too long ago. Repping different areas though. Doesn’t make sense.
[Sighs] Fuckin’ A.
[Takes quick pull of Jameson bottle]
We’re just sitting rubbing our dicks together while we could be doing some real police work. Just don’t have the backing to come down on these things anymore. If city hall got its shit together, we could have men down on every corner making picks. As it stands, don’t no one in this town have any idea what’s going on.
[Downs eight shots of Jameson, licks a strange woman's butthole]
Fucking chain of command. You know, you pull all these wins out of the vacants and what? We make a little noise, it gooses the stats, but it’s not enough to make Carcetti really give a shit, not with the ass-pounding he’s taking on the schools issue. But if we can make it look like one team, say the Patriots, got all these in a row, eighteen and fucking oh, ain’t no way they can dodge all that attention. Undefeated team? Shit, you’ll get national press in here. All’s we gotta do is create a pattern.
Bunk: Nah. Naaaaahhhhh. Ain’t gonna have no part a’ this shit, Jimmy. Man’s gotta live by a code. You can do this shit, but you do it alone. Hell, everybody know Giants ain’t got shit anyway.
[McNulty drinks flowerpot full of Jameson, staggers off bar stool]
What the fuck did I do?
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January 29th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
No hope for the Giants. After all, the king stays the king.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
McNulty: I gotta ask you… if Belichick always stole the other teams plays, why’d you let the Patriots play?
Roger Goodell: You gots to man – this America.
(Fucking beautiful work, Ape)
January 29th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
perfect.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
man, i try to post on KSK only to get silenced, i didn’t expect a kind of spanish inquisition
January 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Brilliant work.
Just one thing left to say: Fuck.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Alright, I’ll take Bambi’s bait:
NObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
January 29th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Bambi:
We were just trying to save you from yourself.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Freamon: Boy, you need something more than this here. A life, Jimmy. You know what a life is? It’s the shit that happens while you wait for posts from Captain Caveman that never come.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I like to think you were trying to save the rest of us from Bambi too.
Moderation, my son. Just because you can post every thirty seconds doesn’t mean you should post every thirty seconds.
It’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet. That title’s not a contractual obligation. You’re allowed to show a little discretion.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Up in this bitch here, Ape is what you call an ‘authority figure’.
youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8
January 29th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
is the wire as good as everyone on earth says it is? I’ve never seen an episode. the only cop show I ever liked was Homicide.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Jamey and listerine, that’s your smell Jimmy.
If you haven’t already downloaded and watched the first 7 episodes of this season, you suck at life.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
if you liked homicide then you will most definitely like the wire. those are the only tv shows i own on dvd (thus far, every episode) and you should definitely watch the HBO series “The Corner”
January 29th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
If you liked Homicide, Pemulis, you’d love the Wire.
The two shows are both David Simon creations, and they share a lot of the same elements (not to mention the same setting in Baltimore). The only real difference is that The Wire, being on HBO, can tell stories in a lot more depth and an R-rated sensibility.
Don’t try to join the storyline now, though. Get the DVDs on Netflix or something and start from the beginning.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Pemulis, get your ass to Best Buy or Netflix or whatever the fuck you gotta do and start at the beginning.
If ever a show was getting blown by three hot chicks while eating fried chicken and waffles while watching your teams win the Super Bowl, World Series, Stanley Cup and National Championship in every sport save curling, The Wire is it.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
@phony gwynn:
Unfortunately, that may already be happening to Boston fans. After all, Deadspin says their dicks just grew 6 inches.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
“The trouble is that nobody wins against the patriots they just lose more slowly”
- Prez
January 29th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
i just wish that you could show the clip from 2 weeks ago’s episode, when hes nailing the blond on top of that car.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
@ Miami Diesel but then what am I supposed to do while I wait three weeks to watch the last three eps?
January 29th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
The Giants? Over the Motha Fuckin’ Patriots? Fuckin’ city Po-lice better get yo shit together and realize Clay Davis ain’t pickin no god dayum Giants over the Patriots without a fight.
After all I did? For this city?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
So using this analogy, the NFL needs to find itself a Gay black dude to stop the Pats, if they act now Kordell practicing with the Giants by Thursdy.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
@john john: I’ve been wondering that myself – somebody really needs to leak the last three episodes. At the very least, you won’t have to worry about overhearing some douche bag ruin the storyline for you through Episode 7 before you get a chance to watch it in two weeks, which was one of my main concerns (and out of respect for people smart enough to watch The Wire I will not be said douche bag).
January 29th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Good piece–but please spend the rest of the week baiting the douchebags!
January 29th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
http://www.surfthechannel.com
Wire season 5, episodes 1-7 online. Just go to “Channel” on the menu bar and select “TV Shows”.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Outstanding, sir. The only thing missing was a stolen newspaper.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Love the wire, but Mc Nulty’s storyline so far is a stretch for me. I’m sure they’ll tie that shit together soon. Great show. Also, everyone will think I’m totally gay, but terminator is a great show also.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:59 am
I need to start watching this show. Haven’t been able to find it in Canada thus far, though.
January 30th, 2008 at 2:46 am
One of the best jokes ever on this site…
Player White Ravens fans root for:
1. Todd Heap
2. Todd Heap
3. McNulty
4. Todd Heap
January 30th, 2008 at 10:23 am
It’s on in Canada. It’s on The Movie Network, same as all the HBO shows.
Also, many trading posts in Canada now carry DVDs.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Pfft – Bolander or Felton tune this queer up. Don’t you dare eyefuck Stan Bolander.