KSK Celebrity Pickkake: The Cloverfield Monster
The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Next up, the Gotham-smashing star of Cloverfield.
RAAAWWWWRRRR SMASSHH!!!!
ANGRY!!!! I AM NOT GODZILLA!!!!
GIANTS BY FOUR!!!!!
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January 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Dear Cloverfield monster,
Great pick, but I wish you could have taken care of those 4 whiny Manhattan kids much sooner than 1 hour and 20 minutes, but great work nonetheless. Can you please target Boston next?
regards
qwijibo
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
If it’s green, clumsy and tearing New York apart, it’s going to be rooting for the Jets.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
then i’m going to follow him to gate D to see some boobies!
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
is he green because he’s about to smash new york is is he green because he’s trying really hard to shit on new york?
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Punter’s put on some weight
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
This movie monster is totally unrealistic.
-Gregg Easterbrook
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@grimey: This pic was taken about 18 months before the bathtub pic.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
@ rocky top
honestly, how does a monster have such a perfectly manicured goatee? does he have a giant 5 story razor? TMQ is confused and angered by this lack of realism
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
A Jet fan? Painted green? Topless? Drunk and trying to pick a fight? Picking against the Pats?
I come to this blog for humor, not truth!
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
@mmp: I guess that’s why you have so much hair.
Sorry, I had to.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
@ rally monkey
so are you saying you can’t handle the truth?
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
The more I look at that image, the more I see Mike Matusow getting bounced out of the World Series of Poker.
The giant phallic-like structure in the back would then be Phil Hellmuth.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
he’s just mad because his movie sounds a merchant ivory production.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Way to include a ’spoiler alert’, asshole
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:53 pm
@ Bambi
I need you on that wall.
I’m smart. I can handle the truth. Not dumb. Like people say. And I want RESPECT!
/slams hand down on arm of chair
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
@ rally
did you order the code red on NYC?
January 24th, 2008 at 2:07 am
I agree with the Cloverfield monster.
And Pickkake is now my favorite. In its honor, I’m going to start incorporating “super fucking excited” into my daily speech.
Staying late at work? Super fucking excited!
In line at Starbucks behind some asshole ordering coffee drinks for 5 other people? Super fucking excited!
Super Bowl? Super fucking excited!
That is one versatile phrase.
January 24th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Still waiting for the soap bubble beard monster, brah.