GUYS! Hey guys! I’ve got Brett Favre right next to me and now I’m about to talk to him! I used to try to TACKLE him, now I try to TALK to him. Ha ha ha ha. Huh.
Man it is really SNOWING down here! I don’t know what it’s like up there but down here it is SNOWING! And the SNOW is getting on the FIELD.
Whoa this snow is cold!
Guys, I asked around and some other guys are SHOVELING THE SNOW. Look at ‘em go! Wheeee! Huh huh huh. WOW! How do they shovel in a straight line like that?
I’m gonna need a minute here, guys. Sometimes I need to catch my breath after I talk so much.
I wanna tell you, I tasted the snow, guys, and it tastes like WATER. REALLY COLD WATER. And dirt. But mostly water. You ever tasted dirt before? It’s not that bad. I like hot dogs better, though.
Hey guys! GUYS! Look at me! The nice men gave me a ride in the snow plow! I sure do appreciate it. Otherwise I woulda had to walk across the field, and that’s FAR.
Huh huh huh huh huh I made a snow angel! It’s big, LIKE ME! AHHHHHHHHHH SNOW IN THE PANTS SNOW IN THE PANTS HELP ME CAMERA MAN! It’s cold it’s cold it’s cold it’s cold! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Back to you, Moose.
I want more like this!
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