Comments on: Is There a Lesser of These Two Douches? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:39:56 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: wittyunpredictable http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40514 wittyunpredictable Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40514 fuck off deezenutz.<br/>go back to being a smug pats fan.<br/>another touchdown...yes...mwah hah hah....we are soooo good. golf clap everyone. You make me sick.<br/>If the Pats beat the Steelers next year I'm gonna get arrested. I can't take this shit anymore. fuck off deezenutz.
go back to being a smug pats fan.
another touchdown…yes…mwah hah hah….we are soooo good. golf clap everyone. You make me sick.
If the Pats beat the Steelers next year I’m gonna get arrested. I can’t take this shit anymore.

]]> By: BeckEye http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40296 BeckEye Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:24:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40296 <i>"At the Steelers bar I go to, we have fans of opposing teams show up all the time. We'll talk shit to them, sure. But not force them to leave because they're cheering against Pittsburgh."</i><br/><br/>Yeah - there's a Steelers bar in Brooklyn I've gone to a few times and the last time was for the Steelers/Pats game. Since it was a Steelers bar, obviously there were about 98% Steelers fans there, but about 5 guys and 1 broad wearing Pats jerseys were there being annoying, as they tend to be. They got some dirty looks, but none of the Steelers fans started any fights or attempted to have the douchebags thrown out, even when the game was clearly out of our hands and they started getting louder and more confrontational. <br/><br/>Even though the place is widely known as primarily a STEELERS BAR, anyone has the right to go there to root for or against whoever the hell they want. That's not a dick move. What's a dick move is going to that bar and talking shit to the losing team's fans when your team is the favorite and undefeated. It would be one thing if they were the underdogs and somehow rallied to kick our asses. Then I could see having an outburst of pride and wanting to give a big "fuck you" to everyone who doubted them. But when your team is the darling of the NFL and your QB was quite possibly made in a lab - you feel the need to point out the obvious to the losers' fans? In THEIR bar? I guess it's the bar's fault. They didn't have any of that famous humble pie on the menu. “At the Steelers bar I go to, we have fans of opposing teams show up all the time. We’ll talk shit to them, sure. But not force them to leave because they’re cheering against Pittsburgh.”

Yeah – there’s a Steelers bar in Brooklyn I’ve gone to a few times and the last time was for the Steelers/Pats game. Since it was a Steelers bar, obviously there were about 98% Steelers fans there, but about 5 guys and 1 broad wearing Pats jerseys were there being annoying, as they tend to be. They got some dirty looks, but none of the Steelers fans started any fights or attempted to have the douchebags thrown out, even when the game was clearly out of our hands and they started getting louder and more confrontational.

Even though the place is widely known as primarily a STEELERS BAR, anyone has the right to go there to root for or against whoever the hell they want. That’s not a dick move. What’s a dick move is going to that bar and talking shit to the losing team’s fans when your team is the favorite and undefeated. It would be one thing if they were the underdogs and somehow rallied to kick our asses. Then I could see having an outburst of pride and wanting to give a big “fuck you” to everyone who doubted them. But when your team is the darling of the NFL and your QB was quite possibly made in a lab – you feel the need to point out the obvious to the losers’ fans? In THEIR bar? I guess it’s the bar’s fault. They didn’t have any of that famous humble pie on the menu.

]]> By: futuremrsrickankiel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40281 futuremrsrickankiel Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:59:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40281 Agree on point #2 above... I consider getting kicked out of a bar for supporting the team you want to support a badge of honor. Like the time I got kicked out of a Yankees bar in NYC for throwing my beer on a guy when he told me he was going to "anal fist" my mother because I was wearing a Sox shirt. I'd do it again in a second. <br/><br/>Seriously, don't let some shit-talking rando on your blog get you down.<br/><br/>/also a shit-talking rando on your blog, but now with 30% more flavor Agree on point #2 above… I consider getting kicked out of a bar for supporting the team you want to support a badge of honor. Like the time I got kicked out of a Yankees bar in NYC for throwing my beer on a guy when he told me he was going to “anal fist” my mother because I was wearing a Sox shirt. I’d do it again in a second.

Seriously, don’t let some shit-talking rando on your blog get you down.

/also a shit-talking rando on your blog, but now with 30% more flavor

]]> By: larry b http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40272 larry b Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:37:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40272 Ape, think of it as a blessing in disguise. <br/><br/>1. You didn't have to be there when the game ended<br/><br/>2. Getting kicked out of a bar is almost always worth a pretty good story for months to come<br/><br/>3. If you ever own a bar, you can kick out whoever you want for whatever reason and just tell people "Hey, I don't make the rules. Murphy's does." Ape, think of it as a blessing in disguise.

1. You didn’t have to be there when the game ended

2. Getting kicked out of a bar is almost always worth a pretty good story for months to come

3. If you ever own a bar, you can kick out whoever you want for whatever reason and just tell people “Hey, I don’t make the rules. Murphy’s does.”

]]> By: Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40262 Christmas Ape Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40262 Sure, I went there for the express purpose of rooting against the Pats, which is in itself a pretty dick move. But as long as I'm not vocally carrying on and taunting people - I wasn't - clapping for the other team shouldn't be grounds for being thrown out.<br/><br/>Not an indictment against all Pats fans. Just a shitty bar. Some DC Pats fan e-mailed me saying he wasn't surprised I got thrown out of the bar, as it's crawling with douches, even for Pats fans. Sure, I went there for the express purpose of rooting against the Pats, which is in itself a pretty dick move. But as long as I’m not vocally carrying on and taunting people – I wasn’t – clapping for the other team shouldn’t be grounds for being thrown out.

Not an indictment against all Pats fans. Just a shitty bar. Some DC Pats fan e-mailed me saying he wasn’t surprised I got thrown out of the bar, as it’s crawling with douches, even for Pats fans.

]]> By: DeezeNutz http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40251 DeezeNutz Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:16:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40251 Why. Did. You. Go. There. If. Not. To. Be. A. Dick?<br/><br/><br/>So one girl, thats all it takes? I am disappointed Ape. Thats sad, really. Why. Did. You. Go. There. If. Not. To. Be. A. Dick?

So one girl, thats all it takes? I am disappointed Ape. Thats sad, really.

]]> By: Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40249 Christmas Ape Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:01:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40249 Like I said, Pats fans have shown up at the Steelers bar I go to for the same purpose. We'll talk shit to them, sure, we we don't make them leave. Like I said, Pats fans have shown up at the Steelers bar I go to for the same purpose. We’ll talk shit to them, sure, we we don’t make them leave.

]]> By: DeezeNutz http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40246 DeezeNutz Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:58:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40246 "I hate Patriots fans"<br/><br/>"I decided to go to a Pats bar for the most important game of the year, when there is only that game on, specifically to root against them. I can't believe that ended badly"<br/><br/>"For whatever reason, even though I hate Pats fans and i could've gone anywhere, I wanted to be surrounded by them while rooting against their team. Even though I spent 19 weeks trashing Pats fan, I wanted to be there. Also, I chose to go there. On purpose."<br/><br/>"Yeah, that's right, the Pats fans are the douches" “I hate Patriots fans”

“I decided to go to a Pats bar for the most important game of the year, when there is only that game on, specifically to root against them. I can’t believe that ended badly”

“For whatever reason, even though I hate Pats fans and i could’ve gone anywhere, I wanted to be surrounded by them while rooting against their team. Even though I spent 19 weeks trashing Pats fan, I wanted to be there. Also, I chose to go there. On purpose.”

“Yeah, that’s right, the Pats fans are the douches”

]]> By: Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40245 Christmas Ape Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40245 It was Murphy's in Alexandria, Va. I wasn't starting fights. Some girl yelled at me after I clapped following a Brady pick. I called her a bitch, she went running to the bar staff and they had me leave. It was Murphy’s in Alexandria, Va. I wasn’t starting fights. Some girl yelled at me after I clapped following a Brady pick. I called her a bitch, she went running to the bar staff and they had me leave.

]]> By: DeezeNutz http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html/comment-page-1#comment-40243 DeezeNutz Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comment-40243 Also, how many AFC championship games did you go to in said bar? Why would you go to that bar except to be a dick? Why, then, didn't you get hit instead of just shown out? Also, how many AFC championship games did you go to in said bar? Why would you go to that bar except to be a dick? Why, then, didn’t you get hit instead of just shown out?

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