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	<title>Comments on: I&#8217;m Sorry, Serena Williams</title>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38948</link>
		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man I would sure love to &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman+a+ho&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Superman&lt;/a&gt; Serena.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And any dude names Jackie has got to be some kind of fag.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Speaking of Soulja Boy, &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.shoutmouth.com/index.php/news/15_Most_Valiant_Attempts_by_White_People_to_Learn&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;look what I found&lt;/a&gt;.  Pretty fackin&#039; hilarious ain&#039;t it Murph?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man I would sure love to <a HREF="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman+a+ho" REL="nofollow">Superman</a> Serena.</p>
<p>And any dude names Jackie has got to be some kind of fag.</p>
<p>Speaking of Soulja Boy, <a HREF="http://www.shoutmouth.com/index.php/news/15_Most_Valiant_Attempts_by_White_People_to_Learn" REL="nofollow">look what I found</a>.  Pretty fackin&#8217; hilarious ain&#8217;t it Murph?</p>
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		<title>By: Becky</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38861</link>
		<dc:creator>Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I imagine this being read in a silky imitation of Barry White.  I think to myself, &quot;Becky - don&#039;t judge.  You, too, might fall for the dulcet tones of Apologetic Urlacher.&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Then, I remember the he touched the walking herp that is Paris Hilton.  So not so much.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I imagine this being read in a silky imitation of Barry White.  I think to myself, &#8220;Becky &#8211; don&#8217;t judge.  You, too, might fall for the dulcet tones of Apologetic Urlacher.&#8221;</p>
<p>Then, I remember the he touched the walking herp that is Paris Hilton.  So not so much.</p>
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		<title>By: cyberspaceman</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38851</link>
		<dc:creator>cyberspaceman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Picture the offspring of Serena Williams and Brian Urlacher.  Freak &#039;O Nature.&lt;br/&gt;http://gdygs.blogspot.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Picture the offspring of Serena Williams and Brian Urlacher.  Freak &#8216;O Nature.<br /><a href="http://gdygs.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://gdygs.blogspot.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: The Pirate Sloth</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38841</link>
		<dc:creator>The Pirate Sloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m going to Hawaii - can I have my own Serena when I&#039;m there?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to Hawaii &#8211; can I have my own Serena when I&#8217;m there?</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38838</link>
		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;picture via Xerox&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;... via Josten&#039;s, your number one source for high school yearbooks!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&#039;m pretty sure that stuff at the bottom is a BFF note from Hester.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>picture via Xerox</i></p>
<p>&#8230; via Josten&#8217;s, your number one source for high school yearbooks!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that stuff at the bottom is a BFF note from Hester.</p>
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		<title>By: devang</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38833</link>
		<dc:creator>devang</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@hank. Yep, I&#039;m an idiot. Shows my level of rap knowledge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@hank. Yep, I&#8217;m an idiot. Shows my level of rap knowledge.</p>
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		<title>By: Hank</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38832</link>
		<dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unless I missed something, that is a Sir Mix-A-Lot reference in the tags.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unless I missed something, that is a Sir Mix-A-Lot reference in the tags.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38830</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ps. bring the cat suit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ps. bring the cat suit</p>
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		<title>By: T Dizzle</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38829</link>
		<dc:creator>T Dizzle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Rexy wisdom is priceless</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Rexy wisdom is priceless</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Holzerman</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/im-sorry-serena-williams.html/comment-page-1#comment-38828</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Holzerman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t know Brian Urlacher was gay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t know Brian Urlacher was gay.</p>
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