Comments on: I Was Thinking About Having A Ham Sandwich For Lunch. But I Haven’t Quite Committed To It Yet

By: DeCAF!

DeCAF! — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:02:00 +0000

WHEN DO I GET A FUCKING SIMMONS RELATED POST?

By: DeCAF!

DeCAF! — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:49:00 +0000

Look, fuckhead, I’ve been waiting for 3 minutes and you haven’t posted anything about Bill Simmons. I thought that was your thing? The least that you could do for me is put out your tired Jerry Jones/Wade Phillips bullshit. No wait, do a Simmons thing where you totally put him in his place! Fuck yeah!

By: DeCAF!

DeCAF! — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:43:00 +0000

C’mon…delve into the latest Simmons column and show him what a bitch he is!

By: DeCAF!

DeCAF! — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:41:00 +0000

Dude, you should do another Simmons thing! It’s so awesome when you show him what a bitch he is! You so know he just reads it and feels so stupid! Please do another Simmons post! You haven’t done one in like two days! Just do it! By the way, have I mentioned how sweet it is when you do Simmons like that? You’re like the only one on the web doing that!

By: el sucko

el sucko — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:22:00 +0000

man, this guy is a sandwich artist.

By: Steven

Steven — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:25:00 +0000

You know nobody but nobody can eat a ham sandwich like Brett Favre. He just has such enthusiasm like a little kid no matter how many years he’s been eating them. He still woofs them down like an eager five year old.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:08:00 +0000

This little scheme wouldn’t work for long. If Bill Polian ever got sick of this act, he’d just sign Jeff Garcia to replace Sorgi and force Dungy’s hand. Caldwell would be running the show before you could say “homophobe.”

By: Carson

Carson — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:27:00 +0000

Drew: I pulled the dead celeb prank with heath ledger today…but then i found out he actually died. how ironic.

By: Rally Monkey Spanker

Rally Monkey Spanker — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:11:00 +0000

No matter how bad a ham sandwich Brett makes, he know nobody will ever say anything bad about him. In fact, sportswriters like Peter King will make up BS to justify not bashing him for making a cappy ham sandwich.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:54:00 +0000

Chris Mortensen is reporting that Brett Favre has agreed to have the ham sandwich for lunch, but only if the Green Bay Packers supply some of that pricey Havarti cheese and some horseradish to replace the aging mayo.