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Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock’s dad is there and he’s kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.
Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.
You know, I’ve got a funny feeling that the “histrionics” tag and the “Terrell Owens” tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they’re going to get used together.
my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker
“That’s my teammate!” (sniffle) “That’s my quarterback!”
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.
I’m torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).
On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Makes you just want to take a bunch of pills and die.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:55 am
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
January 14th, 2008 at 1:57 am
WHAT THE FUCK. Shaft called, he wants his beard and glasses back.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:04 am
What happened to the old TO we remember? C’mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!
January 14th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock’s dad is there and he’s kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.
Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:35 am
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!
WHY????!!!!!
AFTER ALL THAT SHE’S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!
January 14th, 2008 at 2:36 am
You know, I’ve got a funny feeling that the “histrionics” tag and the “Terrell Owens” tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they’re going to get used together.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:41 am
my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker
January 14th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Michael Jackson from the Thriller video also called… he wants his jacket back
January 14th, 2008 at 2:52 am
“You look like hell.”
“I just got back.”
Man, I love Heathers.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:40 am
That looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:48 am
You lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn’t Cuba?
January 14th, 2008 at 4:00 am
“That’s my teammate!” (sniffle) “That’s my quarterback!”
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:04 am
there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:39 am
I honestly couldn’t even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with “That’s my quarterback.”
January 14th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Terrell “Hot Buttered Soul” Owens, everybody.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:36 am
C’mon. He’s not crying… it’s just raining real hard… on his FACE!
January 14th, 2008 at 10:43 am
“Tito, get me some tissue… Jermaine, stop teasing!”
January 14th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Might as well state the obvious:
T.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.
I’m not worried, though. There’s a lot of time between now and training camp. He’s going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:59 am
What’s that I’m feeling?
Ohhhh…I think it’s schadenfreude.
…and it’s sweet.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
In fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he’s been such a dick for so many years.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Dear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
+1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
+1 Otto man
TO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Wait… I don’t get the title… this is TO not Tony Dungy.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I’m torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).
On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
This is what it sounds like when doves cry…
January 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I think him and Britney are the same person, Romo’s had sex with both right??
January 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
He’s crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.