He’s crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.
01.14.08 at 1:40 pm
Gern
I think him and Britney are the same person, Romo’s had sex with both right??
01.14.08 at 1:26 pm
Greg Schuler
This is what it sounds like when doves cry…
01.14.08 at 1:05 pm
Slash
I’m torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).
On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.
01.14.08 at 12:42 pm
Jake
Wait… I don’t get the title… this is TO not Tony Dungy.
01.14.08 at 12:25 pm
dick_gozinia
+1 Otto man
TO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.
01.14.08 at 12:17 pm
Jon
+1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.
01.14.08 at 11:41 am
BaCsonkaDonk
Dear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.
01.14.08 at 11:30 am
dlchambers
Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he’s been such a dick for so many years.
01.14.08 at 11:00 am
Otto Man
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
In fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.
01.14.08 at 10:59 am
TurleyGirlie
What’s that I’m feeling?
Ohhhh…I think it’s schadenfreude.
…and it’s sweet.
01.14.08 at 10:45 am
brad
Might as well state the obvious:
T.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.
I’m not worried, though. There’s a lot of time between now and training camp. He’s going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.
01.14.08 at 10:43 am
Big Daddy Drew
“Tito, get me some tissue… Jermaine, stop teasing!”
01.14.08 at 10:36 am
Guiness319
C’mon. He’s not crying… it’s just raining real hard… on his FACE!
01.14.08 at 10:00 am
Stitchface
Terrell “Hot Buttered Soul” Owens, everybody.
01.14.08 at 7:39 am
Undead Zombie Horde
I honestly couldn’t even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with “That’s my quarterback.”
01.14.08 at 5:04 am
mary smith
there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.
01.14.08 at 4:00 am
Lou Pickney
“That’s my teammate!” (sniffle) “That’s my quarterback!”
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.
01.14.08 at 3:48 am
The Pirate Sloth
You lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn’t Cuba?
01.14.08 at 3:40 am
SarahS
That looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.
01.14.08 at 3:10 am
Ethan Stanislawski
Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.
01.14.08 at 2:52 am
Pale Writer
“You look like hell.”
“I just got back.”
Man, I love Heathers.
01.14.08 at 2:43 am
Grimey
Michael Jackson from the Thriller video also called… he wants his jacket back
01.14.08 at 2:41 am
jason_turambar
my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker
01.14.08 at 2:36 am
Dave
You know, I’ve got a funny feeling that the “histrionics” tag and the “Terrell Owens” tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they’re going to get used together.
01.14.08 at 2:35 am
JAMMQ
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!
WHY????!!!!!
AFTER ALL THAT SHE’S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!
01.14.08 at 2:22 am
Lord Farceface
Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock’s dad is there and he’s kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.
Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.
01.14.08 at 2:04 am
Seamus Furr
What happened to the old TO we remember? C’mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!
01.14.08 at 1:57 am
Alex
WHAT THE FUCK. Shaft called, he wants his beard and glasses back.
01.14.08 at 1:55 am
twoeightnine
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
01.14.08 at 1:45 am
Moof!
Makes you just want to take a bunch of pills and die.
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He’s crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.
I think him and Britney are the same person, Romo’s had sex with both right??
This is what it sounds like when doves cry…
I’m torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).
On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.
Wait… I don’t get the title… this is TO not Tony Dungy.
+1 Otto man
TO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.
+1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.
Dear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.
Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he’s been such a dick for so many years.
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
In fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.
What’s that I’m feeling?
Ohhhh…I think it’s schadenfreude.
…and it’s sweet.
Might as well state the obvious:
T.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.
I’m not worried, though. There’s a lot of time between now and training camp. He’s going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.
“Tito, get me some tissue… Jermaine, stop teasing!”
C’mon. He’s not crying… it’s just raining real hard… on his FACE!
Terrell “Hot Buttered Soul” Owens, everybody.
I honestly couldn’t even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with “That’s my quarterback.”
there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.
“That’s my teammate!” (sniffle) “That’s my quarterback!”
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.
You lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn’t Cuba?
That looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.
Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.
“You look like hell.”
“I just got back.”
Man, I love Heathers.
Michael Jackson from the Thriller video also called… he wants his jacket back
my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker
You know, I’ve got a funny feeling that the “histrionics” tag and the “Terrell Owens” tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they’re going to get used together.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!
WHY????!!!!!
AFTER ALL THAT SHE’S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!
Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock’s dad is there and he’s kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.
Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.
What happened to the old TO we remember? C’mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!
WHAT THE FUCK. Shaft called, he wants his beard and glasses back.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Makes you just want to take a bunch of pills and die.