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January 14th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Makes you just want to take a bunch of pills and die.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:55 am
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
January 14th, 2008 at 1:57 am
WHAT THE FUCK. Shaft called, he wants his beard and glasses back.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:04 am
What happened to the old TO we remember? C’mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!
January 14th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock’s dad is there and he’s kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.
Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:35 am
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!
WHY????!!!!!
AFTER ALL THAT SHE’S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!
January 14th, 2008 at 2:36 am
You know, I’ve got a funny feeling that the “histrionics” tag and the “Terrell Owens” tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they’re going to get used together.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:41 am
my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker
January 14th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Michael Jackson from the Thriller video also called… he wants his jacket back
January 14th, 2008 at 2:52 am
“You look like hell.”
“I just got back.”
Man, I love Heathers.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:40 am
That looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:48 am
You lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn’t Cuba?
January 14th, 2008 at 4:00 am
“That’s my teammate!” (sniffle) “That’s my quarterback!”
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:04 am
there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:39 am
I honestly couldn’t even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with “That’s my quarterback.”
January 14th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Terrell “Hot Buttered Soul” Owens, everybody.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:36 am
C’mon. He’s not crying… it’s just raining real hard… on his FACE!
January 14th, 2008 at 10:43 am
“Tito, get me some tissue… Jermaine, stop teasing!”
January 14th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Might as well state the obvious:
T.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.
I’m not worried, though. There’s a lot of time between now and training camp. He’s going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:59 am
What’s that I’m feeling?
Ohhhh…I think it’s schadenfreude.
…and it’s sweet.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
In fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he’s been such a dick for so many years.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Dear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
+1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
+1 Otto man
TO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Wait… I don’t get the title… this is TO not Tony Dungy.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I’m torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).
On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
This is what it sounds like when doves cry…
January 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I think him and Britney are the same person, Romo’s had sex with both right??
January 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
He’s crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.