Hitler is a Cowboys fan

C’mon, deep down you’ve always suspected it.

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27 Responses to “Hitler is a Cowboys fan”

  1. Student of The Game Says:

    YEEHAW!!!!! ! I AM FÜCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!

  2. devang Says:

    @student - well done

    So the Pats are Stalinist Russia? You know, destroy anything and everything to achieve the ultimate goal, no matter what.

  3. zz Says:

    So who was on Hitler’s fantasy team if he was trying to prove the superiority of the Aryan race?

  4. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) Says:

    Can anyone tell me the name of this movie. I know I have seen it before.

    Anyways carry on with the dick jokes.

  5. Pemulis Says:

    get used to it, hitler!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymfs21xeDc

  6. El Duffo O Muerte Says:

    @zz: Brady to Welker all day long. Aryan superiority in Boston..never would’ve seen that coming.

  7. Pemulis Says:

    Sage Roselfels as backup qb?

  8. Barney Says:

    Any Patriots “final solution” involving the Dallas Cowboys would be a Pyrrhic victory at best - not there’s anything wrong with that.

    - Barney

    Heraclea, PA.

    Sorry I couldn’t force any gay content into this. Except, you know, the Greek stuff.

  9. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    The movie is called Downfall.

  10. Russell K Says:

    Great find, flubby. Now he’s rooting for the Patriots? Slaughtering jews is one thing, but this is the last straw.

    Maybe this makes Churchill a Charger fan.

  11. miamidiesel Says:

    “Hitler wears old Cowboys jersey. Can’t afford a new one.”

    I always knew that whole Holocaust thing was about more than just Jews.

  12. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    Fucking. Brilliant.

    Did Hitler ever play “slappy titties” with Goering? I’d lay even money that he did.

  13. Otto Man Says:

    Beautiful. All that was missing was Himmler shouting “How ’bout them Cowboys?!”

  14. bfreakin3 Says:

    Downfall is a hell of a movie. poor hitler shouldn’t have trusted a turncoat like Wade though.

  15. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) Says:

    This is Blondie, she’s completely harmless.

  16. Five Pound Bag Says:

    Turns out Eva Braun was a Redskins fan, so their marriage was doomed anyway.

  17. Wooderson Says:

    That must be why he shot her, 5lb bag.

  18. Leaking Geek Says:

    Hitler put a hole in his head so that God could see that he was a Cowboys Fan.

  19. Brady's a douchebag Says:

    After Hitler decided to root for the Gaytriots, I expected the guy on the right to rip off his uniform, morph into a douche and yell “Ya betta ask somebodddaaaayyyyyy.”

  20. John John The Bastard Says:

    @ZZ: Unfortunately all his RBs were fullbacks. But man did he mop up in the Tight End department.

  21. Otto Man Says:

    Well played, leaking geek.

  22. Slash Says:

    Great movie, if you like seeing the Nazis get their asses kicked.

    And Jerry Jones is kinda Hitlerish, Hitleresque, whatever. He ruthlessly annexed Arlington for his new stadium.

  23. Jeff Says:

    I enjoyed this until I saw the word “loose” in place of “lose” in the subtitles. One word ruined it.

  24. Rally Monkey Spanker Says:

    Silky Garrard apologizes for sending Jessica Simpson to Dallas. She was supposed to bang Brady and take him to Cabo, but she got on the wrong flight.

    And when did Jerry Jones grow a mustache?

  25. DougOLis Says:

    I found this to be funnier than The Downfall of HD-DVD, but it’s still ripping it off.

  26. Otto Man Says:

    I enjoyed this until I saw the word “loose” in place of “lose” in the subtitles. One word ruined it.

    Whew, I’m glad I’m not the only one.

    I guess this is an appropriate place to be a grammar nazi, though.

  27. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    Fuck you in the eyeballs.

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