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	<title>Comments on: HELP! HELP! HE&#8217;S GONNA KILL US ALL!</title>
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		<title>By: Miss Hjemmeside</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/help-help-hes-gonna-kill-us-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-192877</link>
		<dc:creator>Miss Hjemmeside</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That woman is just gorgeous, I mean mostly all seems to think she is dumb but that&#039;s just an act, it does require some skills to become one of the most famous people in the world.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That woman is just gorgeous, I mean mostly all seems to think she is dumb but that&#8217;s just an act, it does require some skills to become one of the most famous people in the world.</p>
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		<title>By: yournamehere</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/help-help-hes-gonna-kill-us-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-39454</link>
		<dc:creator>yournamehere</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Life-long Cowboys fan, and that is one of the funniest things I&#039;ve ever read.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Life-long Cowboys fan, and that is one of the funniest things I&#8217;ve ever read.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/help-help-hes-gonna-kill-us-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-39450</link>
		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, that is one hot kiss.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Brill is a sexy, sassy name straight out of the movies.  Indeed, Gene Hackman played a character by that same name in &quot;Enemy of the State,&quot; a movie which is great on many levels, not least of which is Jason Lee getting mowed down by a crosstown bus.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, that is one hot kiss.</p>
<p>Brill is a sexy, sassy name straight out of the movies.  Indeed, Gene Hackman played a character by that same name in &#8220;Enemy of the State,&#8221; a movie which is great on many levels, not least of which is Jason Lee getting mowed down by a crosstown bus.</p>
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		<title>By: ben</title>
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		<dc:creator>ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You must - and I mean must - check out the way that &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://cowboyscamp.com/photos/072598/photos725.html&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Jason Garrett kisses his wife, Brill.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;Girls have cooties, let&#039;s not get too close.&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And WTF kind of name is &quot;Brill&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You must &#8211; and I mean must &#8211; check out the way that <a HREF="http://cowboyscamp.com/photos/072598/photos725.html" REL="nofollow">Jason Garrett kisses his wife, Brill.</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Girls have cooties, let&#8217;s not get too close.&#8221;</p>
<p>And WTF kind of name is &#8220;Brill&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: The Meast Lives Forever</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Meast Lives Forever</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Double J tried to shoot Jellytits, it would just bounce off. Much easier to kill Guatamalan meat packers than a fat fuck...just ask the Texas State Police.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Double J tried to shoot Jellytits, it would just bounce off. Much easier to kill Guatamalan meat packers than a fat fuck&#8230;just ask the Texas State Police.</p>
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		<title>By: Porky1</title>
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		<dc:creator>Porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Come on y&#039;all, buttsex is only GAY if there&#039;s LOVE involved.  Otherwise it&#039;s just good clean Greek fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on y&#8217;all, buttsex is only GAY if there&#8217;s LOVE involved.  Otherwise it&#8217;s just good clean Greek fun.</p>
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		<title>By: smurphette</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/help-help-hes-gonna-kill-us-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-39438</link>
		<dc:creator>smurphette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well this IS the gay mafia, after all . . .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well this IS the gay mafia, after all . . .</p>
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		<title>By: allie</title>
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		<dc:creator>allie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have noticed an inordinate number of posts prominently featuring guy-on-guy action lately. not that there&#039;s anything wrong with a little buttfucking, but... I don&#039;t know how to end that sentence.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have noticed an inordinate number of posts prominently featuring guy-on-guy action lately. not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with a little buttfucking, but&#8230; I don&#8217;t know how to end that sentence.</p>
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		<title>By: smurphette</title>
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		<dc:creator>smurphette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m more excited about the defensive recruits and the wideouts Walker and Floyd. Plus, my roommate and I were football tutors when we were at school, so we&#039;re excited that our guys are going to be in the spotlight this year.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m more excited about the defensive recruits and the wideouts Walker and Floyd. Plus, my roommate and I were football tutors when we were at school, so we&#8217;re excited that our guys are going to be in the spotlight this year.</p>
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		<title>By: quiet strength</title>
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		<dc:creator>quiet strength</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, I&#039;m a Notre Dame fan also - but at least we can console ourselves with the signing of Dayne Crist; yet another douchey, metrosexual quarterback...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, I&#8217;m a Notre Dame fan also &#8211; but at least we can console ourselves with the signing of Dayne Crist; yet another douchey, metrosexual quarterback&#8230;</p>
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