Fantasy Cheerleader Bonus
As you all know and have mocked me about, the Steelers were eliminated last Saturday by the referees Jaguars, leaving me to fantasize of what might have been (getting blown out by New England).
The Steelers are also famously one of the few teams without a cheerleading squad, forcing me to the substitute this fine fictional one created by Virginia-based illustrator and Steelers fan, Robert Ullman. He also has one for Penguins fans.
It’ll go nicely with this other line of self-delusional Terrible Towels.
Tags: bonus cheerleader, Homerism, stop masturbating to cartoon characters, xmas ape
January 11th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
steely mcbeam does not approve. except for the picture of a dude in naught but a towel, he thinks thats awesome
January 11th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
stop masturbating to cartoon characters??? but sponge bob has so many holes i can spend hours imagining all the possibilities
January 11th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
yea, and can we get a little clarification on that tag? is it alright to masturbate to shows like backyardigans or the wonder pets, since they arent really cartoons, but are still kind of animated?
January 11th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
But dude, Jessica Rabbit is fine.
January 11th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Are they by chance running any specials on inflatable dolls for those sadly sexually-challenged males too?
January 11th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Ape, you’re not overdoing it or anything, but every time a steeler fan bitches about the refs, I ejaculate on my keyboard. So I need an IV or two about now after this week.
So thanks again, I don’t know how much more of this I can take.
\\Overly hopeful Seahawk fan
January 11th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
getting blown out by New England
At first glance I thought you were fantasizing about getting blown by Supermike in New England.
Judge not I guess…
January 11th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
oldefreddjung +1
I have to add that Ape showed remarkable restraint in not bitching for 6 whole days about the referees that allowed Hines Ward to drag Braylon Edwards 5 yards into the endzone by the facemask before successfully nancywhining for a PI call. Well done, Ape.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I’m not a big fan of “art” but I do like getting a boner, so kudos to Ullman.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
It was a joke. I think they got hosed on a few calls, yes. But they lost on their own.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
And Braylon plays for the Jags now? On defense? They’re gonna get killed tomorrow.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
But… what? Huh…? The best part of the towel is on yo ass – unseen. And y’all think we’re crazy.
And for the record, masturbating to cartoon characters is not that unseemly … well unless it’s anime, that shit is gay.
January 12th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Wha…WHAT?!?!?! The Steelers lost? Suck big time Ape.
Dude, what are you going to do at work on a Sunday afternoon now?
January 12th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Ape-Noted. Just can’t resist. Besides in about 7 hours my trap will be shut most likely.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
That was Brian Williams, not Braylon Edwards, who Hines Ward yanked around.
January 12th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
but this week hines will be yanking braylon around, me ruv you rong time
January 12th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
That was Brian Williams, not Braylon Edwards, who Hines Ward yanked around.
First Saturday Night Live, now the Jags D. He’s the utility anchorman!