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	<title>Comments on: The Fackin&#8217; Patree-uts Are Fackin&#8217; 16-0, You Fackin&#8217; Sâ€”tbawxes!</title>
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		<title>By: Peter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Peter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fackin&#039; awesome post, kid. I laughed so haaad that I fackin&#039; pissed myself. It&#039;s been a fackin&#039; while. Last time I pissed myself like that was back when I was twenty-fouahh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fackin&#8217; awesome post, kid. I laughed so haaad that I fackin&#8217; pissed myself. It&#8217;s been a fackin&#8217; while. Last time I pissed myself like that was back when I was twenty-fouahh</p>
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		<title>By: pain-ther fan</title>
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		<dc:creator>pain-ther fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought the &quot;tramp stamps&quot; were only for Nascar whores. Apparently, it&#039;s acceptable for any dumb whore.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;P.S. live in Charlotte, see it all the time... nothings more disgusting than a big red #8 with 5 stretch marks going through it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tommy from Quinzee is a total douchebag, like all massholes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought the &#8220;tramp stamps&#8221; were only for Nascar whores. Apparently, it&#8217;s acceptable for any dumb whore.</p>
<p>P.S. live in Charlotte, see it all the time&#8230; nothings more disgusting than a big red #8 with 5 stretch marks going through it.</p>
<p>Tommy from Quinzee is a total douchebag, like all massholes.</p>
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		<title>By: The Pirate Sloth</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Pirate Sloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are we sure this wasn&#039;t written by Ben Affleck?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are we sure this wasn&#8217;t written by Ben Affleck?</p>
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		<title>By: Big Daddy Drew</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big Daddy Drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh no!  I better quit!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh no!  I better quit!</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MA has a black gov&#039;nah because he was the Democratic nominee.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MA has a black gov&#8217;nah because he was the Democratic nominee.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This site has jumped the shark</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This site has jumped the shark</p>
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		<title>By: a</title>
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		<dc:creator>a</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was brilliant (another former Boston resident). I liked the Sox, but your average Pats fan couldn&#039;t name the QB before Tom Brady.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was brilliant (another former Boston resident). I liked the Sox, but your average Pats fan couldn&#8217;t name the QB before Tom Brady.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pardon me, we don&#039;t wear Lugz up here. Those are for the blacks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pardon me, we don&#8217;t wear Lugz up here. Those are for the blacks.</p>
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		<title>By: Real Men Eat Haggis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Real Men Eat Haggis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can mix in Sean from Southie and Bobby from Everett too, diesel</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can mix in Sean from Southie and Bobby from Everett too, diesel</p>
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		<title>By: miamidiesel</title>
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		<dc:creator>miamidiesel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At the Giants game Saturday, there was a group of four Massholes about three rows back from us. They started singing some shit (probably Dave Matthews Band) when Manning threw that pick in the 4th, and me and about 10 other people shouted them down until they shut the fuck up, mostly because they feared they&#039;d end up sleeping in the Hudson River. As it became more obvious the Giants weren&#039;t going to rally back, one of the four started up again. After he jawed with the guy behind me a bit, I yelled back &quot;Hey Sully, get your fackin&#039; ass back to Natick! Your gay wedding&#039;s only two days away!&quot; The dude looked at me stunned, as if to say how did this random kid know I was from Natick. Now? I can add Tommy from Quinzee to Sully from Natick and mix it up accordingly the next time there&#039;s a congregation of Pats fans. Thanks, BDD.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the Giants game Saturday, there was a group of four Massholes about three rows back from us. They started singing some shit (probably Dave Matthews Band) when Manning threw that pick in the 4th, and me and about 10 other people shouted them down until they shut the fuck up, mostly because they feared they&#8217;d end up sleeping in the Hudson River. As it became more obvious the Giants weren&#8217;t going to rally back, one of the four started up again. After he jawed with the guy behind me a bit, I yelled back &#8220;Hey Sully, get your fackin&#8217; ass back to Natick! Your gay wedding&#8217;s only two days away!&#8221; The dude looked at me stunned, as if to say how did this random kid know I was from Natick. Now? I can add Tommy from Quinzee to Sully from Natick and mix it up accordingly the next time there&#8217;s a congregation of Pats fans. Thanks, BDD.</p>
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