The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Up next, college football great turned author Herschel Walker
(takes off cap, holds it in hands)
Shine ya shoes, guvna?
Righ’, then. Jus’ lemme get me brush an’ I’ll make them shoes like righ’ mirrors, I will.
‘Eaded to the cenner of the city, are ya? Me, I don’ get ta leave the Bow Bells offen, workin ‘ard as I do on this ‘ere corner. Times are righ’ tough fer honest blokes like you an’ me. Nitty-gritty in these parts, but you know tha’ already, sharp fella like yerself.
Golly, me! Didja lay yer eyes on that piece of brass? ‘Ave you ever seen Bristols like tha’? I’d like to get me ‘Ampton in her Berk, knowaddaImean? Why, she looked like tha’ bird belongin’ ta Tommy Brady. Ain’t no one stoppin’ the Pay-ree-uss this year, is there?
Well, then. There you are, guvna! Bright ‘n shiny like a spring mornin.
An’ to you, too, sir. I’ll be sure ta place this on the Pats inna blow-ou’.
I want more like this!
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