Comments on: Can Eli Sunday Get That Texas Tea? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:50:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: smurphette http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39217 smurphette Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:05:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39217 @futuremrs: Thanks, it would have been fun to have a rematch next week. I'm really in a bind now -- how can I cheer for either the Pats or Marmalard's team? At least the Cowboys lost. @futuremrs: Thanks, it would have been fun to have a rematch next week. I’m really in a bind now — how can I cheer for either the Pats or Marmalard’s team? At least the Cowboys lost.

]]> By: miamidiesel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39211 miamidiesel Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:23:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39211 @stephen: +1. You nailed the fat jokes!<br/><br/>Wow, what a day. I guess I really don't know shit about football. As a Giants fan, I'm simultaneously thrilled to take out Dallas and avenge the team's only road loss all year and mortified by everything turning to shit in Green Bay next week. Whatever. In the postgame interview, Eli had the defiant look of somebody who's finally going to get to ride shotgun with dad while big brother gets ignored in the back seat for a change. And Jacobs taking out the play clock and then asking for the ball back was random, well-executed, and hi-larious. <br/><br/>Also, is it just me, or does Romo look like a happy version of <a HREF="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2006/11/i-wish-everyone-had-listened-when-i.html" REL="nofollow">pre-Week 16 Eli</a>? @stephen: +1. You nailed the fat jokes!

Wow, what a day. I guess I really don’t know shit about football. As a Giants fan, I’m simultaneously thrilled to take out Dallas and avenge the team’s only road loss all year and mortified by everything turning to shit in Green Bay next week. Whatever. In the postgame interview, Eli had the defiant look of somebody who’s finally going to get to ride shotgun with dad while big brother gets ignored in the back seat for a change. And Jacobs taking out the play clock and then asking for the ball back was random, well-executed, and hi-larious.

Also, is it just me, or does Romo look like a happy version of pre-Week 16 Eli?

]]> By: Stephen http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39210 Stephen Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39210 Wooo! (1) Because I'm a Giants fan and, more importantly, (2) because I'm looking forward to BDD's Jerry Jones post.<br/><br/>"SOME-A-BITCH! We let those cot damn northeast faggits and that little pussy boy quarterback upstage my ROMO? ...Quit trying to suck your own titties, SPAMoo. It was fucking gut check time - that's right, gut check, Tubby Phillips - and that goddam offense implodes like the twat of the Cuban whore I banged last night while your daughter tickled my titanic, titanium-coated, Texas-sized tesicles. Why, oh why, did I hire the ghost of John Candy to coach my goddam team? ... What's that? Don't you go blaming Garrett for the offense, Chesty Morgan. The least you can do is be accountable. Fuckin' Eli Mannin' beat my team! Bring in my goddam fy'rin squawwwwd. Hold on! Before you shoot the Incredible Bulk, lemme slap his tits first. YEEEEEEE HAW! I AM FUCKING CHAFED!" Wooo! (1) Because I’m a Giants fan and, more importantly, (2) because I’m looking forward to BDD’s Jerry Jones post.

“SOME-A-BITCH! We let those cot damn northeast faggits and that little pussy boy quarterback upstage my ROMO? …Quit trying to suck your own titties, SPAMoo. It was fucking gut check time – that’s right, gut check, Tubby Phillips – and that goddam offense implodes like the twat of the Cuban whore I banged last night while your daughter tickled my titanic, titanium-coated, Texas-sized tesicles. Why, oh why, did I hire the ghost of John Candy to coach my goddam team? … What’s that? Don’t you go blaming Garrett for the offense, Chesty Morgan. The least you can do is be accountable. Fuckin’ Eli Mannin’ beat my team! Bring in my goddam fy’rin squawwwwd. Hold on! Before you shoot the Incredible Bulk, lemme slap his tits first. YEEEEEEE HAW! I AM FUCKING CHAFED!”

]]> By: Brave Sir Robin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39209 Brave Sir Robin Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:17:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39209 Ape,<br/><br/>Sorry to make you delete it. I thought it'd be ok with the spoiler parts, but I completely understand the deletion. Still like the post though. Ape,

Sorry to make you delete it. I thought it’d be ok with the spoiler parts, but I completely understand the deletion. Still like the post though.

]]> By: mb http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39208 mb Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:11:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39208 No, Romo will still lead the league in smiles tonight. Count on it. No, Romo will still lead the league in smiles tonight. Count on it.

]]> By: Feta http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39206 Feta Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:10:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39206 As a Giants fan and a hater of the Cowboys, I couldn't be happier right now. It'll be a different story next week when the G-men choke against the Pack, but I'll enjoy the victory while I can. As a Giants fan and a hater of the Cowboys, I couldn’t be happier right now. It’ll be a different story next week when the G-men choke against the Pack, but I’ll enjoy the victory while I can.

]]> By: allie http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39205 allie Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:00:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39205 I'm guessing romo won't be leading the league in smiles tonight. I’m guessing romo won’t be leading the league in smiles tonight.

]]> By: Russell K http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39204 Russell K Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39204 Jason Garrett, have fun in Washington. Maybe there you can run Portis for 100 yards in the first half only to abandon the run for the rest of the game. Or call a Hail Mary pattern on 3rd and 20 with 4 minutes remaining.<br/><br/>Tony Sparano, have fun in Miami. Maybe there you can engineer an offensive line to completely fall apart in pass protection in the 4th quarter. Jason Garrett, have fun in Washington. Maybe there you can run Portis for 100 yards in the first half only to abandon the run for the rest of the game. Or call a Hail Mary pattern on 3rd and 20 with 4 minutes remaining.

Tony Sparano, have fun in Miami. Maybe there you can engineer an offensive line to completely fall apart in pass protection in the 4th quarter.

]]> By: Grimey http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39202 Grimey Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:53:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39202 <i>So when has Romo shown that he is a Pro Bowl player? When has Romo shown that he is a star?</i><br/><br/>When his O-line actually blocked for him, and when Patrick Crayton actually caught passes So when has Romo shown that he is a Pro Bowl player? When has Romo shown that he is a star?

When his O-line actually blocked for him, and when Patrick Crayton actually caught passes

]]> By: Grimey http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html/comment-page-1#comment-39200 Grimey Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/can-eli-sunday-get-that-texas-tea.html#comment-39200 WOO-HOO!! WADE IS FUCKING FIRED!!!! WOO-HOO!! WADE IS FUCKING FIRED!!!!

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