Another Glorious Manning/Marmalard Face-off
It’s game one of Manning Sunday featuring that older accomplished pitchman brother, Pey-Pey. He can sell you the coat off your own back at twice value. In fact, he keeps a collection of knockoff Rolexes under his jersey if you’re looking for one.
The Chargers have won their last two against Indy, including the Nov. 11 regular season contest, in which Pey-Pey famously sold the defense a whopping six beachfront interceptions and Adam Vinatieri botched a chip shot that cost them the game. What will take to get that guy to stop choking?
Not having to rely this time on Craphonso Thorpe at wideout, the Colts will have certainly more reliable, if less hilariously named, receivers this time around. Meanwhile, the roof of the RCA Dome may be opened because no one enclosure can contain the doucheiness that is Marmalard.
Tags: game posts, indianapolis colts, marmalard, peyton manning, san diego chargers, xmas ape
January 13th, 2008 at 10:28 am
What a spectacular juxtaposition of photographs. Just as much of the light that we perceive as “starlight” is in reality an energy byproduct of two stars exerting gravitational pulls on one another, so is the douche-tacularity of each QB on his own enhanced by proximity to the other. The result: a blinding, potentially retina-scarring visual representation of asininity.
uh, I mean
RARGH FOOTBALL
January 13th, 2008 at 11:28 am
The best thing about this game is that the either the Chargers or Colts will lose today. In spite of myself, because few things warm the heart like hearing LT et al whine about losing a playoff game (stay classy San Diego!), I have to root for the Chargers just so Dad of the Year Dungy loses in his final NFL game (?). I might move to Tampa just so I can throw Bibles through his windows on Halloween.
January 13th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Greg Marmalard: Come outta there, you bastards!
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: [in falsetto] Who is it?
Greg Marmalard: You know damn well who it is.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: I’m sorry. You’ll have to come back later. I’m doing the dishes
January 13th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
if the marmalites lose this one norv is toast for sure… maybe they’ll dig up dick nolan to coach next year.
January 13th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
futuremrsrickankiel… Are you sure you’re not an Emo Eagle? :p
Anyway, I’m disappointed in this post. You should have had Marmalard disrupt one of Manning’s Priceless Pep Talks
January 13th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
You’ll have to settle for this, Tom
Since only 18,000 people have e-mailed it to me this week. You’ll get a Marmalard post last this week.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
“Meanwhile, the roof of the RCA Dome may be opened because no one enclosure can contain the doucheiness that is Marmalard.”
Heh, word. That must be why the new digs has a retractable roof. LET’S GO COLTS!!
January 13th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I think I’m frightened by the fact that this was actually insightful and not a joke.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
much like the cowboys/giants game, the only acceptable outcome here is for both teams to lose. ugh.
I guess I could tolerate a san diego win, as long as I still got to see rivers throw a hissy fit and/or LT cry.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
okay… peyton is hawking double stuf oreos now? for serious?
January 13th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@allie: I’m imagining Drew, Ufford, and Ape giggling to themselves about the gift they’ve just been given.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Whatever do you mean? Nothing farcical about that ad.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
And there’s Marmalard’s first pick of the day . . .
January 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
What kind of manager would let their clients lick a cookie for 20 seconds on TV? and to end the commercial with cream on their face? And to have their father just looking on. C’mon!
January 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Dallas Fucking Clark is owning shit.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I never want to see either Manning licking ANYTHING, ever again.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Will there be any incompletions next week?
January 13th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Oh, MarHar.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Oh god, no, Marvin.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I’m pretty sure that was back-to-back delay of games there, Marmalard.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
It’s hard not to “aw-shucks” the jimmy stewartesque goofiness of Manning, but I’m SO FUCKING TIRED of seeing a new commercial pop up every day with PeyPay in it.
I’m pretty sure the US/Chinese trade deficit could be erased if PeyPay donated half his endorsements salary.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Since when did Vincent Jackson start catching passes? Jeez, how ansty is Manning going to be now with his pre-snap vodoo dance.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Merriman had a better chance of popping the ball than catching the pick.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Is that Manu Manu The Slender?
January 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I’d rather see more Manning Bros. DSRL ads than more of these overproduced HBO-knockoff spots the lineup of shows on various networks. First, FX; now, CBS.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Bob Sanders is not very smart.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Nate Keading is money in the playoffs, if u bet against him that is.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Oh, fuck me sideways.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
’bout time Cromartie got a pick this year.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Mind-bogglingly terrible call. Like I said, the NFL will do anything in its power to assure the Pats and Colts play next week.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Horrible, HORRIBLE call.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Should we just root for the Manning/Manning Super Bowl?
January 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
So how many breaks are the Colts going to get in the 2nd half now? Jesus NFL try to not make it look so obvious you want the Pats/Colts game next week.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Also it’s stupid to give them the calls because it gives dipshit Pats fans more ammo and whatnot.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I want to die.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
TD or no, that was a nifty move by Reggie.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Haven’t there been enough injuries in this game? Stop breaking people’s knees, Reggie.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Dan Dierdorf gives big stupid people a bad name…
January 13th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
It may just be my TV but why does it sound like they are playing inside of a Didgeridoo?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
john john:
+ a lot
January 13th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
@johnjohn: It’s not just your TV.
January 13th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
hey smurphette… the “nice” folks in Indy boo a 14 year old girl cause she’s wearing a Pats jersey? tsk tsk… what a bunch of Indyholes (gotta work on my insults)…
January 13th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Wow, I really can’t believe they called that pass interference earlier. I am kind of embarrassed.
@jelly: Um, it’s a football game, and it’s the playoffs. If she’s that sensitive, maybe she shouldn’t have entered a football contest.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
DALLAS FUCKING CLARK IS A PIMP
January 13th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
smurphette: there is a new thread, fyi
January 13th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Thanks for the heads-up. You’ll forgive me if I have been a bit distracted.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Rivers jsut won you fuucks! HA eat that Shit!
January 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Marmalard “grammaticas” himself. What a douche.
January 13th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Rivers didn’t win you jackass, the backup QB did.
January 13th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
So that was the Volek who three those 3 TDs? Come on, Marmalard deserves just a little credit.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Marmalard “deserves” just a little credit for being the most prick-tastic QB in the league.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Give him credit for that too if you like, but he still lit it up yesterday.