Welcome to the second half of your Cowboy Hater Twin Cinema MatinÃ©e. You’d think between the owner, coach and quarterback someone would have realized that this commercial might come back to bite them on the ass someday.
Notice they don’t have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That’s ’cause he’s finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade’s hollowed out skull this time next year.
I want more like this!
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