About that Diet Pepsi Max ad……
Welcome to the second half of your Cowboy Hater Twin Cinema Matinée. You’d think between the owner, coach and quarterback someone would have realized that this commercial might come back to bite them on the ass someday.
Notice they don’t have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That’s ’cause he’s finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade’s hollowed out skull this time next year.
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January 18th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
That’s great work flubby. The more things that can come back to bite the ‘boys in the ass the better.
More slappy titties.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Why do they always cut off the ending when Jerry says. YEEHAW!!! I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZY!!!!!
January 18th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Maybe if they had spent a little more time studying film and a little less time trying to be little demigods by appearing in commercials, the Cowboys’ season wouldn’t be over right now!
/Gregg Easterbrook
January 18th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
i heard recently that the quarterback took a vacation in mexico and that may have caused him to be distracted in the game. weird that i hadnt seen anything about it till almost a week after the game
January 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I’m still stoked to see beaverfever is back. Where you been man? Let’s go get a fucking sub.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Meanwhile, Terrell Owens is pitching Bawls.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I think we’re only one more playoff flameout away from ads for the Terrell Owens Meat Machine.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Notice they don’t have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That’s ’cause he’s finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade’s hollowed out skull this time next year.
Et tu, Jason?
January 18th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Then Jason must have recovered from the ummm…ummmm…gun incident.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Ah, yes. After getting a hefty endorsement contract from Pepsi and tons of free face-time on national TV to boost their Q ratings, I’m sure Romo, Philips and Jones are seriously ruing the day they agreed to do a commercial that would — IRONIC GASP OF HORROR! — be used in a mocking video on YouTube. OH NOEZ!