You fools! Do you really think the next guy you hire will have the insanely huge ego to deal with those assholes in the locker room? Only the Bri has the brains, and the hair, to make that happen! Idiots! Only I know the secret to preventing Lewis from killing again. And there’s no way I’m telling you now! That’s your punishment for thinking you could go behind my back, or in front of my back, and fire me!
You know naught what you hath wrought, Ravens. I hope you like wearing chain mail.
I want more like this!
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