Ya gutta be fackin jokin, right? You mean to tell me Dr. Underneath and his 1,000 yards receiving and, most importantly, his luscious white skin isn’t good enough for your precious Pro Bowl squad, NFL? Somebody get Goodell on the phone. I feel like bellyachin’.

What’d I only buy two versions of his fackin jersey for, then? Because I was saving room for the Wes Wel-kah Pro Bowl jersey. My regular rotation goes: Papelbon All-Star jersey, Scalabrine jersey, my “Charles River Not Charles Drew River” shirt, ” and my “Celtic Green Not Pumpsie Green” hoodie. This woulda fit in perfect.

Three of the Pats eight Pro Bowlers are coloreds. That’s almost half! That ain’t right, I tell ya. I got half a mind to go back to not giving a damn about this team. Did me okay from 1960 until 2001.