Things the Jets Learned From Spying on the Patriots
- We’re fucked.
Tags: many kellens died to bring you this information, storylines that never fucking go away, xmas ape
Tags: many kellens died to bring you this information, storylines that never fucking go away, xmas ape
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December 12th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
A lot of Bothans died to bring us that information
December 12th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
A lot of commenters died not reading the tags
December 12th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
to be fair, i’m hungover… and an idiot.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
That must be exactly how you felt when the Jets beat your Steelers, huh?
December 12th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Maybe the Jets were CHEATING!
dun dun DUN
December 12th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
IT’S A TRAP! (game)
December 12th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
not sure what a bothan is but the more kellens die the better.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
It was I who allowed Mangini to know the location of our 3-4 defensive formation generator. It is quite safe from your… pitiful little band.
/Belichick
December 12th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
help me Joeby-wan Kanamath, you’re my only hope!
/take my beating and leave
wv: apukrbt – C-3PO after too many shots in the Mos Eisley cantina
/additional beating
December 12th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Kellen Clemons died to bring you this information.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
ok, i dont feel so bad any more
December 12th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Eric Mangini’s feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! He has paid the price for his lack of vision!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Hey Daniel, let’s hang out and play Twister. C’mon.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I find your lack of loyalty…disturbing.
*Force Choke applied to Mangenius*
/Belichick
December 12th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I started to scroll down to see how long it was going to be. Then I saw what it said. Then I laughed.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Let the Hate Flow Through You…
And into the lenses of my hidden cameramen.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
storylines that never fucking go away
Yep. Which is why if there is a God, he will end the Patriots win streak as soon as possible, because if they go undefeated we’ll be hearing,”Is this the greatest team of all time?” forever and ever and ever and ever and . . .
December 12th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
No worries. Kellen Clemens used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than Jerrico Cotchery.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Keep your distance, though. But don’t look like you’re trying to keep your distance.
I don’t know — lose casual! By no more than 27.5!
December 12th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Ape, I don’t see what the Jets could have learned from taping the Steelers’ defensive signals, seeing as they amounted to various combinations of “don’t tackle,” “get blown off the ball by Nick Mangold,” and “read your own press clippings and don’t show up to play.”
December 12th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
So who on the Jets team would be Wedge Antilles?
December 12th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
And I thought Mangini smelled bad… on the outside!
December 12th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
As a Jets season ticket holder, is it bad that I’d take covering the spread as a victory?
December 12th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I don’t care if the Rebels are struggggling, I wanna kish you…
December 12th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Kellen, you may have been a good quarterback, but now you’re Bantha fodder.
/Peter King
December 12th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Don’t be too proud of this passing attack you’ve constructed; the ability to destroy a the passing records is insignificant next to the power of 35 year old linebackers.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
I have no idea what you people are talking about
December 13th, 2007 at 1:07 am
You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers…
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uh, what?
December 14th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers…
Yeah or worser that jagoffs that add comments two days too late cause they were too busy coding a cool ROR app to predict NFL scores in their mom’s basement…
oh crap!!!!