Things the Jets Learned From Spying on the Patriots

  • We’re fucked.

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29 Responses to “Things the Jets Learned From Spying on the Patriots”

  1. Pemulis Says:

    A lot of Bothans died to bring us that information

  2. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    A lot of commenters died not reading the tags

  3. Pemulis Says:

    to be fair, i’m hungover… and an idiot.

  4. ChadsMyGuy Says:

    That must be exactly how you felt when the Jets beat your Steelers, huh?

  5. Christmas Ape Says:

    Maybe the Jets were CHEATING!

    dun dun DUN

  6. Ryan The Intern Says:

    IT’S A TRAP! (game)

  7. Les Savy Ferd Says:

    not sure what a bothan is but the more kellens die the better.

  8. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    It was I who allowed Mangini to know the location of our 3-4 defensive formation generator. It is quite safe from your… pitiful little band.

    /Belichick

  9. Five Pound Bag Says:

    help me Joeby-wan Kanamath, you’re my only hope!

    /take my beating and leave

    wv: apukrbt – C-3PO after too many shots in the Mos Eisley cantina

    /additional beating

  10. Daniel Says:

    Kellen Clemons died to bring you this information.

  11. Pemulis Says:

    ok, i dont feel so bad any more

  12. Ryan The Intern Says:

    Eric Mangini’s feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! He has paid the price for his lack of vision!

  13. Jordan Ginsberg Says:

    Hey Daniel, let’s hang out and play Twister. C’mon.

  14. Leaking Geek Says:

    I find your lack of loyalty…disturbing.

    *Force Choke applied to Mangenius*

    /Belichick

  15. Cousins of Ron Mexico Says:

    I started to scroll down to see how long it was going to be. Then I saw what it said. Then I laughed.

  16. LiarLidimew Says:

    Let the Hate Flow Through You…
    And into the lenses of my hidden cameramen.

  17. JAMMQ Says:

    storylines that never fucking go away

    Yep. Which is why if there is a God, he will end the Patriots win streak as soon as possible, because if they go undefeated we’ll be hearing,”Is this the greatest team of all time?” forever and ever and ever and ever and . . .

  18. Otto Man Says:

    No worries. Kellen Clemens used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than Jerrico Cotchery.

  19. ExecutedToday Says:

    Keep your distance, though. But don’t look like you’re trying to keep your distance.

    I don’t know — lose casual! By no more than 27.5!

  20. Robut M. Nixon Says:

    Ape, I don’t see what the Jets could have learned from taping the Steelers’ defensive signals, seeing as they amounted to various combinations of “don’t tackle,” “get blown off the ball by Nick Mangold,” and “read your own press clippings and don’t show up to play.”

  21. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    So who on the Jets team would be Wedge Antilles?

  22. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    And I thought Mangini smelled bad… on the outside!

  23. RonaldoMexico Says:

    As a Jets season ticket holder, is it bad that I’d take covering the spread as a victory?

  24. Porky1 Says:

    I don’t care if the Rebels are struggggling, I wanna kish you…

  25. Chip Fu Says:

    Kellen, you may have been a good quarterback, but now you’re Bantha fodder.

    /Peter King

  26. Thomas Says:

    Don’t be too proud of this passing attack you’ve constructed; the ability to destroy a the passing records is insignificant next to the power of 35 year old linebackers.

  27. Unsilent Majority Says:

    I have no idea what you people are talking about

  28. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers…



    uh, what?

  29. Jelly B. Good Says:

    You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers…

    Yeah or worser that jagoffs that add comments two days too late cause they were too busy coding a cool ROR app to predict NFL scores in their mom’s basement…

    oh crap!!!!

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