Hey, it’s a match-up for former number 1 picks who actually panned out into pretty good players. What’s more, it’s a situation in which the two players actually interact with one another, not like when two superstar players who both play offense or defense happen to be in the same game and we have to pretend one’s performance can affect the other. Hey, look Purple Jesus put 125 on the ‘Skins. He totally shut down Clinton Portis! Anyway, WHO YA GOT?
Mario Williams_______Peyton Manning
No. 1 pick of
2006 NFL Draft_______Unimaginative advertisers everywhere
Stars, mushrooms, flowers, construda__Gesturing frantically at line, buttsecks
Warp pipe to quarterback_______Hiding in Elisha Koopa’s squash fortress
Made famous by
Being better than Reggie Bush___Sticking Captain N’s light gun up his chute
Kart________Chesney, on a cart
Can fly if
Wears a yellow cape_______Loafers get light enough
Water level__________Fire (Island) level
Saves princess___________Surgery to become princess
I want more like this!
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