Super Mario vs. One of Those Gay Manning Koopa Kids. WHO YA GOT?
Hey, it’s a match-up for former number 1 picks who actually panned out into pretty good players. What’s more, it’s a situation in which the two players actually interact with one another, not like when two superstar players who both play offense or defense happen to be in the same game and we have to pretend one’s performance can affect the other. Hey, look Purple Jesus put 125 on the ‘Skins. He totally shut down Clinton Portis! Anyway, WHO YA GOT?
Mario Williams_______Peyton Manning
No. 1 pick of
2006 NFL Draft_______Unimaginative advertisers everywhere
Power ups
Stars, mushrooms, flowers, construda__Gesturing frantically at line, buttsecks
Helped by
Warp pipe to quarterback_______Hiding in Elisha Koopa’s squash fortress
Made famous by
Being better than Reggie Bush___Sticking Captain N’s light gun up his chute
Rides
Kart________Chesney, on a cart
Can fly if
Wears a yellow cape_______Loafers get light enough
Favorite environment
Water level__________Fire (Island) level
Finishing move
Saves princess___________Surgery to become princess
Tags: nerds geeks dweebs herbs and assorted loserdom, video games, who ya got?, xmas ape
December 21st, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Alright, who’s letting their kid blog?
December 21st, 2007 at 1:06 pm
ZOMG PWNED!!!
December 21st, 2007 at 1:22 pm
All I really want for Xmas is an above .500 Texans season…
December 21st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I agree with matt.
December 21st, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I pick the Colts, of course. Hopefully there won’t be much interaction at all, now that we have Tony Ugoh back at LT.
December 21st, 2007 at 1:38 pm
@ smurphette. You do know that Mario lines up over your RT on obvious passing downs, right?
December 21st, 2007 at 1:44 pm
All I know is that I need Reggie Wayne to blow the fuck up! Other than that…fuck the Colts.
December 21st, 2007 at 1:59 pm
@matt: Having Tony back means the rest of our line gets to play in their normal slots. Instead of shifting Charlie Johnson (who has already been starting in place of the injured Ryan Diem) to the left and having an even younger and less experienced player on the right to face Williams, we get Johnson on the right, where he is most comfortable, and we don’t have to worry about Peyton’s blind side.
December 21st, 2007 at 2:12 pm
@smurphette:
BOING.
I’ll show myself out.
December 21st, 2007 at 2:39 pm
who know Manning was an adverb, as in “I want to go manning.”
December 21st, 2007 at 3:02 pm
@smurfette:
I think I love you. I know I lust for you.
December 21st, 2007 at 3:17 pm
with all the koopa talk, you couldn’t work in a joke about manning’s crippled brother cooper? i am disappointed.
December 21st, 2007 at 4:04 pm
@ Smurphette.
Holy Shit.
December 21st, 2007 at 4:09 pm
WTF?
Y’all think girls don’t know about football?
Amateurs…
December 21st, 2007 at 4:21 pm
@ matt
Ok, this is a little weird.
December 21st, 2007 at 4:39 pm
@denvergodfather: LOL, thanks. Most guys do not have that kind of reaction to my enjoyment of football.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:17 pm
@ TurleyGirlie
I never said that, but it was especially impressive coming from a girl. That and the fact that I had no expectation of reading actual football content when I opened the comments.
December 21st, 2007 at 6:48 pm
In the spirit of the season, pain-ther fan…you’re forgiven.
Even though you’re a Pain-ther fan.
/Saints fan
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:49 am
@pain-therfan: Wow, thanks. After having a shitty day at work on my birthday, random compliments are kind of awesome. And so is beer.
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:50 am
@ Smurphette
After many consecutive shitty days at work, and many more, consecutive shitty days at home, i understand.
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:51 am
@ Smurphette
Happy birthday.