Comments on: A Prayer To Jesus To Give Jessica Simpson Leprosy

By: Louella Arguijo

Louella Arguijo — Fri, 07 May 2010 09:29:13 +0000

It will be good if Jessica Simpson has found her future this time with Jeremy Renner. She deserves to get a new man in her life.

By: Dusty

Dusty — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:49:00 +0000

You have never won a fantasy football league BDD? No-fucking-shit?

Yeah Romo spooged my shot in one of my leagues too. Sperm-breathed sumbitch picked a fine time to suck.

By: rar288

rar288 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:58:00 +0000

Sure… when Romo has a shitty game with Jessica Simpson in the stands, its because she is distracting him.

But when the Cumslinger has shitty games with literally thousands of women he has screwed watching him, its because he sucks. Makes perfect fucking sense asshole!

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:00:00 +0000

I never thought I would hate a chick more than I hate fuccubus right now, but I want her to definitely get a chest eating disease that with rob her of whatever little talent she's got left.

That FUCKWIT is a goddamned jinx and should be treated like William Wallace at the end of Braveheart. Then, AND ONLY THEN will I have satisfaction.

F*ckin' Eagles fans, now we have to hear their asses now. At least the Vikings eliminated them tonight.

By: dickey simpkins

dickey simpkins — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:04:00 +0000

Pink jerseys are just another sign of the moral decay of America. Unless she was raising money for breast cancer or some shit, she deserves multiple genetic disorders to be inflicted upon her.

By: Slash

Slash — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:22:00 +0000

For some reason, the pink jersey bugs the shit outta me, too. If you’re such a girl you can’t wear the team colors, then just stay home. Christ. The pink jersey is what did it.

Well, that, and the fact that she sapped all his strength away with her sex and whatnot. Or her dad did. Whatever, I feel sure a Simpson is to blame.

By: From the other side of town

From the other side of town — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:12:00 +0000

Should of prayed to tiny baby jesus, he rocks!

By: smeos

smeos — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:27:00 +0000

I was eating until I clicked on the Tree Man thing. Without a doubt the worst thing I have ever seen. He needs to be horribly murdered and fired into the sun.

Oh, and Drew owes me a pizza.

By: AdamAnt

AdamAnt — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:42:00 +0000

Scary….Hear Dan Patrick call her Yoko Romo. Everyone now steals from the internet

By: smurphette

smurphette — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:05:00 +0000

Drew, you have my sympathy. That show is a swirling vortex of shrill idiocy. Being subjected to such bad writing makes phrases like “Redneck Yoko” all the more impressive.

I am really hoping that Yoko makes an appearance in the new installment of W&J.