So the length of the post is inversely proportional to the amount of tits we get? Boo.
12.17.07 at 3:27 am
mikehasgas
Robocats:
What “MEANING” did Boise State beating Oklahoma have? That a team outside the BCS could finish #5 in the country? Boise would have probably given Florida a better game than OSU. They couldn’t have done worse.
Split national titles suck. Not giving undefeated teams a shot at a title sucks. The Big Ten sucks. Ohio State sucks. The only people who seem to be against a playoff are the Big Ten and its fans.
12.17.07 at 1:26 am
allie
it’s true, playoffs only determine which team is the best at the end of the year. we should really just do away with playoffs and championships in all sports. instead of the NCAA tournament, we could take the two major conference teams with the best records and have people vote for their favorite on the internet. and instead of a superbowl, we could give out trophies to all the teams who won their divisions. oh, and gold stars to the teams with winning records, just so everybody feels good about themselves.
after all, isn’t the point of sports to have as many winners as possible?
12.16.07 at 4:03 pm
Jackin'4Beats
MMP you went to OSU? So I guess CC hates your guts the way he ‘s constantly disrespeckin’ those ass backwards facks from OSU.
Who’d win a fight between CC and MMP? Discuss…
Who wants the recipe for drinking Rum Punch during the holidayz?
12.16.07 at 1:45 pm
Mountain_Man
ohio state Will get spanked like the fucking garbage team they are. They’ve been off for an eternity. There scheduling is retarded.
12.16.07 at 11:34 am
Jay
@CC – Brady Quinn IS gay.
I’d discuss this some more, but then, what is there to discuss? Whether he would be a tender or a rough lover? Because…that’s plenty gay itself.
12.16.07 at 5:31 am
chris
“wrecking_ball said… LOL. And OSU’s record against the SEC is…?”
7-10-2 OSU’s bowl record sucks against the SEC, 0-8, but then again, when is the last time an SEC team played north of the mason-dixon line? what is OSU’s record against LSU? 1-0-1
why do SEC fans bring up OSU’s bowl record against the SEC to prove how superior the SEC is? but then ignore the fact that the BigTen was 2-1 against the SEC in bowls last year? but, wait, “the game that mattered”… keep referring to facts to support your biased opinion. you bunch of media “SEC speed!” puppets.
12.16.07 at 2:33 am
Russell K
Boo to all the college football talk.
whatever punter just get to the nfl and tits already
That said, I would probably pay less attention to college football if there was a playoff system. I like the bowls, shut up.
12.16.07 at 2:20 am
Bradley
You really need to learn the definition of a word before you use it. A “playoff” consists of a SERIES of games, it is not just one game.
What we have now is a beauty contest that picks the two teams that a group of old-boys thinks will generate their group a bunch of money. Yeah, that sounds like a good way to determine a championship.
I just can’t believe their are people who claim to be fans of the sport who don’t want a true national champion determined.
12.16.07 at 1:23 am
wrecking_ball
LOL. And OSU’s record against the SEC is…?
Oh, and fuck Clemson.
12.16.07 at 12:34 am
Robocats
Mikehasgas:
If it was a playoff system, Boise State’s season wouldn’t have ended in a “chance”. It would have ended in a loss. My point is not that the marriage proposal made the game good, it’s that the fact that the game had some MEANING independent of a playoff bracket allowed them and everyone else to celebrate it. Instead of having one meaningful game, and having everything feed into it, we had a few meaningful games, maybe not every bowl game but at least the BCS games.
12.15.07 at 4:46 pm
FTA
Seeing as how we’re not talking about the Not For Long, how about those Blue Devils! A new coach, man, things are changing. I’ll bet anyone on this site that next year Duke will win at least one game. Go Duke!
12.15.07 at 4:18 pm
Captain Caveman
This thread is why I’m glad we’re an NFL blog.
BRADY QUINN IS GAYYY!!!!!!!!!
Discuss.
12.15.07 at 11:38 am
Steve
I agree its tragic that the poor SEC doesn’t get any television coverage. I mean, if you don’t get CBS, ESPN or ESPN2 how would you ever watch one of their games?
12.15.07 at 11:12 am
Two Dogs
I am a Mississippi State alum and have to agree that tOSU could beat MS State, easily. It couldn’t possibly be that tOSU gets to play on TV every friggin’ weekend, even though they are playing Akron could it? tOSU kinda gets their choice of blue-chip recruits while arguably the tenth place team in the SEC has to scrounge a little bit and MS State AVERAGES 4.1 wins a season.
As far as a play-off, I agree, it is played during the regular season and the Championship game is held every year in Atlanta. Oh, check tOSU’s record against the SEC in bowl games, it’s awesome.
12.15.07 at 9:25 am
Engineer Sighted
I agree with pretty much everything, Punter.
Except Clemson wouldn’t get blown out. It’d look like we had a chance coming out, and then we’d choke it away in the second half.
12.15.07 at 5:36 am
Monday Morning Punter
@zigga plz: We’ll make a note on the menu.
12.15.07 at 3:32 am
zigga plz
I thought this was an NFL blog. Get all of this shitty college talk the hell out of here.
I’m serious.
Really serious.
12.15.07 at 3:11 am
mikehasgas
So Boise State would rather have had their season end on a marriage proposal than a chance to win a national title? Without looking it up, who beat who in what bowl last year? You don’t think a playoff would be better?
12.15.07 at 2:38 am
Steve
I agree with Shanoff
That’s your first mistake. Almost as big a mistake as not showing that shower picture.
12.15.07 at 2:24 am
Freezer
If the regular season is the actual playoff, why isn’t the only undefeated team left (Hawaii) playing for the championship?
Why is it that every argument against a D-1 playoff boils down to “I like the bowls. Shut up.”?
12.15.07 at 12:06 am
LiarLidimew
@Hercules Rockefeller
I know your pain… LETS GO CONTS
12.14.07 at 11:09 pm
Robocats
Actually, I think that Boise State having the shit beat out of them the next week by Florida would have tainted their win.
There’d have been no end of the game proposal, a much less crazy celebration, and just a “well, one week at a time, we’ll celebrate a while, but we have to practice hard this week” post game spiel. It’d be just another upset.
12.14.07 at 10:37 pm
mikehasgas
Wouldn’t OU-Boise State have been better if Boise State had gotten a shot at the Florida-OSU winner one week later?
Let USC annihilate UM or OSU in the Old Timey bowl every year and let the other conferences have a playoff. That way, the Pac 10 and Big 10 can have the gay orgy of tradition/parades/pomp/circumstance that they seem to love so dearly. The rest of the country could have a conclusive end to the college football season every year.
12.14.07 at 9:58 pm
zigga plz
Yawn…
I was expecting more.
(this claim would be rescinded if the fisting picture is resurrected)
12.14.07 at 9:43 pm
Robocats
AMEN Punter! A-fucking-men.
I’ll admit that it’s hard to see a team go undefeated and not get the national championship, but shit happens. Someone’s bound to get left out, and the BCS gave us the awesomeness of Boise State-Oklahoma.
And the Big 12 screwed itself. They’re the ones that decided the money was more important. The Buckeyes belong there, regardless of the amount of shit they’ll get if they lose to LSU in a fucking home game.
12.14.07 at 9:12 pm
Lou Pickney
Look at who Mississippi State beat in the SEC: Auburn in the “Brandon Cox can do no right” era, Kentucky on the road (fluke bad game by Andre Woodson), home against Alabama (more of a rivalry game than many realize), and then a lucky one over Ole Miss (when Coach Headbutt pretty much gave the game away between a bad fourth down call and his team choking on special teams.)
You can bury your head in the sand all you like, but remember that the Bowl System is all about power and money and not at all about the “student-athletes”.
12.14.07 at 9:01 pm
Brian
It’s funny, not quite a year has passed since Florida made the Buckeyes their girlfriends, yet its like it never happened to read this. A better OSU team then this year’s got absolutely manhandled by an SEC team last year. As much as I hate LSWho, it’s going to happen again this year too.
Oh, and while Ohio State would beat MS State, I’d say at least half of the SEC could beat them. And since the Big 10 will continue to be top-heavy with OSU phoning it in on all but 1-2 of their games every year, I’m sure the bucks will get wasted by the SEC champs next year, too.
12.14.07 at 8:36 pm
Monday Morning Punter
@irons:
Notre Dame, last time I checked, was not in the Big Ten. If you’re using that LSU-ND game as some of benchmark for SEC supremacy, then… I really feel no need to address your second point.
12.14.07 at 8:33 pm
Irons
Before he gets totally wound up about this, I would advise Punter to watch tapes of the LSU-Notre Dame game from last year.
Or Florida-Ohio State, if he hasn’t seen that one.
12.14.07 at 7:11 pm
Chamomiles Davis
Captain,
You’re doing the Lord’s work, you know that?
12.14.07 at 6:53 pm
Hercules Rockefeller
My D-III college team went 2-41 my four years there. Pathetic assholes.
12.14.07 at 6:29 pm
Captain Caveman
The photo was a still from a movie that can be found at Naughty Athletics, featuring inspired performances by Sindee Jennings and Maya Gates. I don’t want to ruin it for anyone, but Coach is NOT happy with how much time the girls spend in the shower together.
12.14.07 at 6:21 pm
Pemulis
let’s have us some fisting pictures! though i can’t imagine coming up with google search terms to find said picture would be too tough. maybe try “shower” or “fisting” or “BME Pain Olympics”
12.14.07 at 6:13 pm
SMP
So I suppose you’d prefer that the NFL determine the Super Bowl matchup by the AP and coaches voting as well?
Don’t want a “hot team” knocking off the Pats or Cowboys now, do we?
12.14.07 at 6:05 pm
Vanilla
I think I missed the good picture.
12.14.07 at 5:54 pm
The Last Dragon
You’re wrong. And LSU is gonna kick the shit out of OSU like Florida did last year.
12.14.07 at 5:52 pm
Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)
Well since my college went 0-8 in the SEC this yr I will just show myself out.
12.14.07 at 5:40 pm
Matt Worzala
While I don’t know how Ohio State leapfrogged all those teams, I give a hearty AMEN to what you said about The Big Ten vs. SEC as a Wisconsin grad.
Mississippi State? Are you kidding me?
Though I can’t stand the Buckeyes probably any more than you can stand the Badgers, I hope they do to LSU what Wisconsin did to Auburn and to Arkansas the last two bowls games.
12.14.07 at 5:38 pm
Monday Morning Punter
and in the end, isn’t that what counts?
Okay, now I want a playoff.
12.14.07 at 5:35 pm
Clock Cleaner
With a playoff, only one team feels like they’re winners.
The system right now makes the teams that win their bowl games feel like they’re winners.
Although deep down they know they’re kidding themselves, more people go home feeling like winners
and in the end, isn’t that what counts?
12.14.07 at 5:33 pm
christian
how about a link or suggested google search terms? i love me a good editorial dispute casualty.
12.14.07 at 5:33 pm
twoeightnine
I thought that this site was about the NFL? In that case I’ve got a great article on baseball that you guys must right about.
12.14.07 at 5:32 pm
Upstate Underdog
too bad, that picture was filthy good.
12.14.07 at 5:30 pm
Monday Morning Punter
what happened to the picture of the one girl in the shower fisting the other girl
Casualty of an editorial dispute.
12.14.07 at 5:23 pm
Upstate Underdog
what happened to the picture of the one girl in the shower fisting the other girl ?
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So the length of the post is inversely proportional to the amount of tits we get? Boo.
Robocats:
What “MEANING” did Boise State beating Oklahoma have? That a team outside the BCS could finish #5 in the country? Boise would have probably given Florida a better game than OSU. They couldn’t have done worse.
Split national titles suck. Not giving undefeated teams a shot at a title sucks. The Big Ten sucks. Ohio State sucks. The only people who seem to be against a playoff are the Big Ten and its fans.
it’s true, playoffs only determine which team is the best at the end of the year. we should really just do away with playoffs and championships in all sports. instead of the NCAA tournament, we could take the two major conference teams with the best records and have people vote for their favorite on the internet. and instead of a superbowl, we could give out trophies to all the teams who won their divisions. oh, and gold stars to the teams with winning records, just so everybody feels good about themselves.
after all, isn’t the point of sports to have as many winners as possible?
MMP you went to OSU? So I guess CC hates your guts the way he ‘s constantly disrespeckin’ those ass backwards facks from OSU.
Who’d win a fight between CC and MMP? Discuss…
Who wants the recipe for drinking Rum Punch during the holidayz?
ohio state Will get spanked like the fucking garbage team they are. They’ve been off for an eternity. There scheduling is retarded.
@CC – Brady Quinn IS gay.
I’d discuss this some more, but then, what is there to discuss? Whether he would be a tender or a rough lover? Because…that’s plenty gay itself.
“wrecking_ball said…
LOL. And OSU’s record against the SEC is…?”
7-10-2
OSU’s bowl record sucks against the SEC, 0-8, but then again, when is the last time an SEC team played north of the mason-dixon line? what is OSU’s record against LSU? 1-0-1
why do SEC fans bring up OSU’s bowl record against the SEC to prove how superior the SEC is? but then ignore the fact that the BigTen was 2-1 against the SEC in bowls last year? but, wait, “the game that mattered”… keep referring to facts to support your biased opinion. you bunch of media “SEC speed!” puppets.
Boo to all the college football talk.
whatever punter just get to the nfl and tits already
That said, I would probably pay less attention to college football if there was a playoff system. I like the bowls, shut up.
You really need to learn the definition of a word before you use it. A “playoff” consists of a SERIES of games, it is not just one game.
What we have now is a beauty contest that picks the two teams that a group of old-boys thinks will generate their group a bunch of money. Yeah, that sounds like a good way to determine a championship.
I just can’t believe their are people who claim to be fans of the sport who don’t want a true national champion determined.
LOL. And OSU’s record against the SEC is…?
Oh, and fuck Clemson.
Mikehasgas:
If it was a playoff system, Boise State’s season wouldn’t have ended in a “chance”. It would have ended in a loss. My point is not that the marriage proposal made the game good, it’s that the fact that the game had some MEANING independent of a playoff bracket allowed them and everyone else to celebrate it. Instead of having one meaningful game, and having everything feed into it, we had a few meaningful games, maybe not every bowl game but at least the BCS games.
Seeing as how we’re not talking about the Not For Long, how about those Blue Devils! A new coach, man, things are changing. I’ll bet anyone on this site that next year Duke will win at least one game. Go Duke!
This thread is why I’m glad we’re an NFL blog.
BRADY QUINN IS GAYYY!!!!!!!!!
Discuss.
I agree its tragic that the poor SEC doesn’t get any television coverage. I mean, if you don’t get CBS, ESPN or ESPN2 how would you ever watch one of their games?
I am a Mississippi State alum and have to agree that tOSU could beat MS State, easily. It couldn’t possibly be that tOSU gets to play on TV every friggin’ weekend, even though they are playing Akron could it? tOSU kinda gets their choice of blue-chip recruits while arguably the tenth place team in the SEC has to scrounge a little bit and MS State AVERAGES 4.1 wins a season.
As far as a play-off, I agree, it is played during the regular season and the Championship game is held every year in Atlanta. Oh, check tOSU’s record against the SEC in bowl games, it’s awesome.
I agree with pretty much everything, Punter.
Except Clemson wouldn’t get blown out. It’d look like we had a chance coming out, and then we’d choke it away in the second half.
@zigga plz: We’ll make a note on the menu.
I thought this was an NFL blog. Get all of this shitty college talk the hell out of here.
I’m serious.
Really serious.
So Boise State would rather have had their season end on a marriage proposal than a chance to win a national title? Without looking it up, who beat who in what bowl last year? You don’t think a playoff would be better?
I agree with Shanoff
That’s your first mistake. Almost as big a mistake as not showing that shower picture.
If the regular season is the actual playoff, why isn’t the only undefeated team left (Hawaii) playing for the championship?
Why is it that every argument against a D-1 playoff boils down to “I like the bowls. Shut up.”?
@Hercules Rockefeller
I know your pain… LETS GO CONTS
Actually, I think that Boise State having the shit beat out of them the next week by Florida would have tainted their win.
There’d have been no end of the game proposal, a much less crazy celebration, and just a “well, one week at a time, we’ll celebrate a while, but we have to practice hard this week” post game spiel. It’d be just another upset.
Wouldn’t OU-Boise State have been better if Boise State had gotten a shot at the Florida-OSU winner one week later?
I agree with Shanoff:
http://deadspin.com/sports/dan-shanoff-is-the-bandwagoneer/want-a-playoff-banish-the-rose-bowl-331890.php
Let USC annihilate UM or OSU in the Old Timey bowl every year and let the other conferences have a playoff. That way, the Pac 10 and Big 10 can have the gay orgy of tradition/parades/pomp/circumstance that they seem to love so dearly. The rest of the country could have a conclusive end to the college football season every year.
Yawn…
I was expecting more.
(this claim would be rescinded if the fisting picture is resurrected)
AMEN Punter! A-fucking-men.
I’ll admit that it’s hard to see a team go undefeated and not get the national championship, but shit happens. Someone’s bound to get left out, and the BCS gave us the awesomeness of Boise State-Oklahoma.
And the Big 12 screwed itself. They’re the ones that decided the money was more important. The Buckeyes belong there, regardless of the amount of shit they’ll get if they lose to LSU in a fucking home game.
Look at who Mississippi State beat in the SEC: Auburn in the “Brandon Cox can do no right” era, Kentucky on the road (fluke bad game by Andre Woodson), home against Alabama (more of a rivalry game than many realize), and then a lucky one over Ole Miss (when Coach Headbutt pretty much gave the game away between a bad fourth down call and his team choking on special teams.)
You can bury your head in the sand all you like, but remember that the Bowl System is all about power and money and not at all about the “student-athletes”.
It’s funny, not quite a year has passed since Florida made the Buckeyes their girlfriends, yet its like it never happened to read this. A better OSU team then this year’s got absolutely manhandled by an SEC team last year. As much as I hate LSWho, it’s going to happen again this year too.
Oh, and while Ohio State would beat MS State, I’d say at least half of the SEC could beat them. And since the Big 10 will continue to be top-heavy with OSU phoning it in on all but 1-2 of their games every year, I’m sure the bucks will get wasted by the SEC champs next year, too.
@irons:
Notre Dame, last time I checked, was not in the Big Ten. If you’re using that LSU-ND game as some of benchmark for SEC supremacy, then… I really feel no need to address your second point.
Before he gets totally wound up about this, I would advise Punter to watch tapes of the LSU-Notre Dame game from last year.
Or Florida-Ohio State, if he hasn’t seen that one.
Captain,
You’re doing the Lord’s work, you know that?
My D-III college team went 2-41 my four years there. Pathetic assholes.
The photo was a still from a movie that can be found at Naughty Athletics, featuring inspired performances by Sindee Jennings and Maya Gates. I don’t want to ruin it for anyone, but Coach is NOT happy with how much time the girls spend in the shower together.
let’s have us some fisting pictures! though i can’t imagine coming up with google search terms to find said picture would be too tough. maybe try “shower” or “fisting” or “BME Pain Olympics”
So I suppose you’d prefer that the NFL determine the Super Bowl matchup by the AP and coaches voting as well?
Don’t want a “hot team” knocking off the Pats or Cowboys now, do we?
I think I missed the good picture.
You’re wrong. And LSU is gonna kick the shit out of OSU like Florida did last year.
Well since my college went 0-8 in the SEC this yr I will just show myself out.
While I don’t know how Ohio State leapfrogged all those teams, I give a hearty AMEN to what you said about The Big Ten vs. SEC as a Wisconsin grad.
Mississippi State? Are you kidding me?
Though I can’t stand the Buckeyes probably any more than you can stand the Badgers, I hope they do to LSU what Wisconsin did to Auburn and to Arkansas the last two bowls games.
and in the end, isn’t that what counts?
Okay, now I want a playoff.
With a playoff, only one team feels like they’re winners.
The system right now makes the teams that win their bowl games feel like they’re winners.
Although deep down they know they’re kidding themselves, more people go home feeling like winners
and in the end, isn’t that what counts?
how about a link or suggested google search terms? i love me a good editorial dispute casualty.
I thought that this site was about the NFL? In that case I’ve got a great article on baseball that you guys must right about.
too bad, that picture was filthy good.
what happened to the picture of the one girl in the shower fisting the other girl
Casualty of an editorial dispute.
what happened to the picture of the one girl in the shower fisting the other girl ?
The Balls > MMP
But where’s the car?