It’s a battle for Lake Erie supremacy, dredging duties and wasted playoff berths as two surprising teams string their respective long-suffering fanbases along just a little longer. Who gets led down the garden path a little further to impending disappointment? Who bemoans fate louder? But more importantly, WHO YA GOT?
Cleveland Browns__________Buffalo Bills
Effect on local waterways
Becomes flammable___________Becomes sausage gravy
SI designated city nickname
Believeland_______Mark Ruffalo (PK picked that one)
Intimidates opponents with
Raffish disregard of defense________Frightening 289 photoshop
Reasons for inclusion of M.I.A. on 2007 best-of list
Looking open-minded_______Marv Levy likes that exotic ass
Favorite new word
What they’ll bring to the postseason
History of futility______History of humorous futility
They’re all witnesses_________They’re feral in their whiteness
I want more like this!
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