Mistake by the Lake vs. Insidious Cosmic Joke by the Same Lake. WHO YA GOT?


It’s a battle for Lake Erie supremacy, dredging duties and wasted playoff berths as two surprising teams string their respective long-suffering fanbases along just a little longer. Who gets led down the garden path a little further to impending disappointment? Who bemoans fate louder? But more importantly, WHO YA GOT?

Contestants

Cleveland Browns__________Buffalo Bills

Effect on local waterways

Becomes flammable___________Becomes sausage gravy

SI designated city nickname

Believeland_______Mark Ruffalo (PK picked that one)

Intimidates opponents with

Raffish disregard of defense________Frightening 289 photoshop

Reasons for inclusion of M.I.A. on 2007 best-of list

Looking open-minded_______Marv Levy likes that exotic ass

Favorite new word

w00t_________wuh-erd?

What they’ll bring to the postseason

History of futility______History of humorous futility

Finishing move

They’re all witnesses_________They’re feral in their whiteness

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16 Responses to “Mistake by the Lake vs. Insidious Cosmic Joke by the Same Lake. WHO YA GOT?”

  1. Upstate Underdog Says:

    This fan will take Buffalo and it’s surrounding radioactive material burial sites.

    Bill-ieve !

  2. Dusty Says:

    For the love of Christ, which steroid of choice was that fuckwit in the Bills’ video on?

    No wonder they lost 4 straight.

  3. Les Savy Ferd Says:

    Bills Bills Bills. Because, er, the other team is the browns for chrissakes.

  4. Captain Caveman Says:

    That fish will haunt my dreams.

  5. Five Pound Bag Says:

    Ugly Girl

    nice body, bad helmet______tranny wearing girlskin suit

  6. devang Says:

    What are the odds that the pussy in Buffalo smells like that dead, freaky fish.

  7. Phony Gwynn Says:

    Couldn’t either picture represent either city?

    Also, for the first time in my life, I’ll pick shit over money.

  8. JAMMQ Says:

    Shout!

  9. Hugh McSnatchercraft Says:

    as a dude from cleveland dating a chick from buffalo…ugh, i need to move.

  10. NHZ Says:

    Man, I feel sorry for that fish. I bet he/she got made fun of a lot as a child.

  11. quiet strength Says:

    Is it possible that Kyle Boller and JP Losman are actually the same person?

  12. Jelly B. Good Says:

    I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish… didn’t show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!

  13. Pemulis Says:

    I keep coming here with my pants off ready for boner time and keep seeing no cheerleaders, but fucked up fish instead. so like i said, Boner time!!!!!!

  14. LiarLidimew Says:

    Vomit in my mouth… good time.

  15. Robocats Says:

    Jelly B. Good said…
    “I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish… didn’t show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!”

    Silly question, but did you happen to notice something poking you in the scrotum when she was going down on you?

  16. Michael Beckwith Says:

    Take the Browns…its reverse karma thanks to that shithead Bengals fan who wrote the Browns Deadspin preview back in the pre-season.

    and yes, they will clinch the playoff birth as well this weekend…

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