Mistake by the Lake vs. Insidious Cosmic Joke by the Same Lake. WHO YA GOT?
It’s a battle for Lake Erie supremacy, dredging duties and wasted playoff berths as two surprising teams string their respective long-suffering fanbases along just a little longer. Who gets led down the garden path a little further to impending disappointment? Who bemoans fate louder? But more importantly, WHO YA GOT?
Cleveland Browns__________Buffalo Bills
Effect on local waterways
Becomes flammable___________Becomes sausage gravy
SI designated city nickname
Believeland_______Mark Ruffalo (PK picked that one)
Intimidates opponents with
Raffish disregard of defense________Frightening 289 photoshop
Reasons for inclusion of M.I.A. on 2007 best-of list
Looking open-minded_______Marv Levy likes that exotic ass
Favorite new word
w00t_________wuh-erd?
What they’ll bring to the postseason
History of futility______History of humorous futility
Finishing move
They’re all witnesses_________They’re feral in their whiteness
Tags: Browns, very white people, who ya got?, xmas ape
December 14th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
This fan will take Buffalo and it’s surrounding radioactive material burial sites.
Bill-ieve !
December 14th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
For the love of Christ, which steroid of choice was that fuckwit in the Bills’ video on?
No wonder they lost 4 straight.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Bills Bills Bills. Because, er, the other team is the browns for chrissakes.
December 14th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
That fish will haunt my dreams.
December 14th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Ugly Girl
nice body, bad helmet______tranny wearing girlskin suit
December 14th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
What are the odds that the pussy in Buffalo smells like that dead, freaky fish.
December 14th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Couldn’t either picture represent either city?
Also, for the first time in my life, I’ll pick shit over money.
December 14th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Shout!
December 14th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
as a dude from cleveland dating a chick from buffalo…ugh, i need to move.
December 14th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Man, I feel sorry for that fish. I bet he/she got made fun of a lot as a child.
December 14th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Is it possible that Kyle Boller and JP Losman are actually the same person?
December 14th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish… didn’t show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!
December 14th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I keep coming here with my pants off ready for boner time and keep seeing no cheerleaders, but fucked up fish instead. so like i said, Boner time!!!!!!
December 14th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Vomit in my mouth… good time.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Jelly B. Good said…
“I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish… didn’t show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!”
Silly question, but did you happen to notice something poking you in the scrotum when she was going down on you?
December 14th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Take the Browns…its reverse karma thanks to that shithead Bengals fan who wrote the Browns Deadspin preview back in the pre-season.
and yes, they will clinch the playoff birth as well this weekend…