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	<title>Comments on: It&#8217;s Like We&#8217;re Not Supposed to Be Driving Drunk or Something</title>
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		<title>By: Wagion thunderbird (Lenape)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wagion thunderbird (Lenape)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 04:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just what I was looking to see today! I really hope you know how much this means to me.  Nothing could have made my day more. Any chance I could contribute to this? That would make my day. I love leaving comments for others. Also visited some of your sponsors, good stuff. I hope you visit my site about &lt;a href=&quot;//www.sellxmasstuff.com”&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Selling Xmas Stuff&lt;/a&gt; sometime soon and return the favor. Have a great day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just what I was looking to see today! I really hope you know how much this means to me.  Nothing could have made my day more. Any chance I could contribute to this? That would make my day. I love leaving comments for others. Also visited some of your sponsors, good stuff. I hope you visit my site about <a href="//www.sellxmasstuff.com”" rel="nofollow">Selling Xmas Stuff</a> sometime soon and return the favor. Have a great day.</p>
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		<title>By: Lou Pickney</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lou Pickney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s becoming the norm: the federal government taking money from you to create ads to tell you how to live your life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s becoming the norm: the federal government taking money from you to create ads to tell you how to live your life.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 23:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry you had to work ape. Now get yourself a few martinis on the way home.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Merry X-mas dude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry you had to work ape. Now get yourself a few martinis on the way home.</p>
<p>Merry X-mas dude.</p>
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		<title>By: ColeTrain</title>
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		<dc:creator>ColeTrain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@christmas ape - as well as everyone else...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;salespeople&lt;br/&gt;lawyers&lt;br/&gt;politicians&lt;br/&gt;pilots&lt;br/&gt;etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@christmas ape &#8211; as well as everyone else&#8230;</p>
<p>salespeople<br />lawyers<br />politicians<br />pilots<br />etc.</p>
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		<title>By: Christmas Ape</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Working today as well. I yearn for the days when journalists were allowed to be conspicuously drunk on the job.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Working today as well. I yearn for the days when journalists were allowed to be conspicuously drunk on the job.</p>
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		<title>By: futuremrsrickankiel</title>
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		<dc:creator>futuremrsrickankiel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...at work on the Sunday before Christmas? Really? Wow. You owe yourself some homemade cookies and some brown liquor, stat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;at work on the Sunday before Christmas? Really? Wow. You owe yourself some homemade cookies and some brown liquor, stat.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It only takes one incident close to you in life and you&#039;ll never drive drunk again. Really puts a downer on it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It only takes one incident close to you in life and you&#8217;ll never drive drunk again. Really puts a downer on it.</p>
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		<title>By: The Pirate Sloth</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Pirate Sloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just realized tonite that those were olives floating in his martini.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yea, so I&#039;ve been wasted every time I&#039;ve seen those commercials and not really paid attention, so what?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just realized tonite that those were olives floating in his martini.</p>
<p>Yea, so I&#8217;ve been wasted every time I&#8217;ve seen those commercials and not really paid attention, so what?</p>
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		<title>By: Unsilent Majority</title>
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		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t fuck with Cato, he&#039;s from Anacostia.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t fuck with Cato, he&#8217;s from Anacostia.</p>
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		<title>By: Just another country blumpkin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Just another country blumpkin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ever notice how the beverage in the cab in that commercial reflects the stereotype of the driver?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mulleted redneck in truck --&gt; beer&lt;br/&gt;FatShit Republican in sportscar --&gt; martini&lt;br/&gt;Metrosexual yuppie --&gt; Shiraz</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever notice how the beverage in the cab in that commercial reflects the stereotype of the driver?</p>
<p>Mulleted redneck in truck &#8211;> beer<br />FatShit Republican in sportscar &#8211;> martini<br />Metrosexual yuppie &#8211;> Shiraz</p>
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