Oh Roddy, you are very very stupid. Mike Vick lied about slaughtering a bunch of dogs. Then he sort of admitted it. Then he lied about it again…on a polygraph. The guy plead to jail and that’s where he belongs for now. Everybody knows this, even Mike fucking Vick knows this! All of this escaped Roddy, but this is nothing new. You should see the rest of Roddy’s opinionated T-shirt collection!
Repeal Free Speech
End Suffrage Now!
George Wallace Was Right
More Land Mines
Give Eugenics a Chance
Cats Rule
Stalin Was Misunderstood
My Other T-Shirt Is Covered In Dog Blood
This Shirt Was Tested On Animals
Fur Is Murder…On My Bankroll
Vote For Pedro Lopez
Nixon ’72
Andrea Yates Is My Homegirl
I Donate Dogs to Kill Shelters
Finishing What Barker Started
Imprison Tibet
Roddy, you must realize that Vick is not Nelson Mandela or Rubin Carter. His imprisonment is, you know, justified.
Check out our friend Chris Mottram’s take over at his new digs, The Sporting Blogs.
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I still like Michael Vick. And I aint never like no pits, so you fight those shits.
I AGREE! FREE VICK!
White people love they animals a little too much. Get over it. As long as crackers can legally kill deer, race horses, and sell tobacco- We can fight dogs.
Vick os only gonna be more famous in May 2009, Martha Stewrt style. Thanks PETA.
I love animals, but the NFL has sucked without Vick.
FREE MIKE VICK. Arrest R.Kelly.
oH WELL, HATERS. Get ready to be mad again. Vick pleaded guilty to state charges clearing the way for a May 2009 release….
One month before training camp starts
Oakland Raiders, Seahawks, KC Chiefs, Philly, and at least 15 teams showing interest.
Can’t bring them dead dogs back, but Vick is coming!
Ha!
FREE MIKE VICK!
so sho, you’re saying he should’ve been sentenced to 3 weeks instead? because that’s the logical implication of wearing a “free mick vick” shirt right now…
My coach is a pussified quitter.
no, i’m retarded, it should say “Bill Simmons Is Still Hilarious”
to be fair, it should read “Bill Simmons Was Hilarious”
agreed. i’ve been corrected.
Sorry, but I don’t see anything wrong with the t-shirt. He didn’t say “Mike Vick Was Right” or “F*ck the U.S.”
I mean seriously, what he did was wrong and vile, but it didn’t deserve 23 months. Free Mike Vick.
Unsilent forgot to add “Bill Simmons is Hilarious” on that list
to be fair, it should read “Bill Simmons Was Hilarious”
Petrino is a total genius.
Petrino is a total asshole.
Am I the only one who saw this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnedwSEHlrQ
Bring Back Art Schlichter!
What Would Elijah Dukes Do?
Nuke the Whales
Rae Carruth Should Be Allow to Hire Someone to Murder His Pregnant Girlfriend
I Raped a Katrina Victim and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
This would only fit on Grady Jackson:
The Same Gov’t That Fucked Up Iraq Should Decide Which Animals It’s OK To Slaughter
Did you know that you can use, used motor oil to fertilize your lawn.
fight club
Sex Pea-Shooter
Tom Brady is underated.
Dick jokes are NOT funny.
Renew Millen’s Contract
Bob Barker is my Homeboy
i would pay good money for a fur is murder…on my bankroll tshirt
Bill Cullen was a serial killer? But he was so personable on Hot Potato
“we are not equating Vick to a serial killer”
however, PETA will be more than happy to do so.
More Blankets for the Injuns
Club My Lai
Belsen Was A Gas (oops, that’s an actual Sex Pistols shirt)
Free James Brown (and by “Free”, I mean dig his carcass up and skull fuck him)
“If the Rape of Nanking is inevitable, sit back and enjoy it”
Bataan Death March of the Penguins
In honor of Mr. Little (via jim):
Drunk Drivers Against Mothers
And while on the subject, I agree. Let’s let everyone out of prison because Leonard Little can play football. No one should have to be punished for their crimes because Little is a dick. Scott Peterson? Run back to Amber Frey buddy. Scooter Libby? You’re pardoned! Guantanamo Bay people? Run home. At least until that bastard Little goes to jail. Will justice never be served??
I hate that fucking argument.
Unsilent forgot to add “Bill Simmons is Hilarious” on that list
As long as Leonard Little is allowed to play football I can’t support Vick spending two years in prison.
must have more land mines
Finish the job in Vietnam
Am I horrible human being for wanting most of those shirts? Because they’re damn funny.
Let R Kelly date your daughter
The original selection was a “BIG FUN” t-shirt.
I heard he was a Human Rights major at college, so it makes sense.
Ballad of convict Ookie
“I’m just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh lord please don’t let me be misunderstood…”
But Stalin really was Misunderstood. His last name meant “Man of Steel” for fuck’s sake. What are you trying to get at Maj?
I would like to point out the colossal ignorance of every post on this subject. The shirt in no way supports michael vick. Blank made White wear this shirt as an advertisement, more like a craigslist post. The back of the shirt read, “To any interested party: mediocre, stoned, morally lacking, short quarterback with legal problems available for removal in three years by anyone interested. Interested parties are responsible for pickup.”
Anyone else notice how many fans were sporting #7 jerseys in the crowd at the GA Dome last night?
Maybe Falcons fams should stick to peaches and lay off the paint chips…
Anyone else find it strange that Roddy White wants Vick back, even though this is the first season he’s done anything but be a colossal bust?
Instead of fining Roddy White (which the NFL will absolutely do)they should make him be Jamaal Tinsley’s bodyguard…
Gary Glitter for Troop 17 Scoutmaster
Waterboarding 4 Jesus
Marcus Vick is a very good quarterback
yeah, that’s about all i got. in the spirit of yesterday’s music post, i suppose vick could have been listening to “zombie woof” by zappa.
i love animals. theyre delicious.
Suicide…Do It !
Sebastian Bach thinks White pussed out.
“Free Charles Taylor”
“Club baby seals”
“Kill the whales”
“Garth Brooks: Ropin’ the Wind Tour”
“Fuck PETA”
Gotta say – he’d have a point on the last one.
But if the shirt had said “FREE BYRON LEFTWICH” it would have been hilarious.
All this support for a convicted animal torturer simply because he can throw a football really well. Oh wait, no he can’t.
Why has no one posted this on these internets yet?
OJ’s 11
WV: ojojgdh
OJ?
Hey Moof!, take that argument in the other direction.
(ducks flying lamb shank)
Dahmer Just Had the Munchies
Autism Rules if You Can Do Something Cool, Like Make Realistic Shit Really Fast Out of Clay or Figure out Which Day September 14, 2837 Falls On
Save a Fist, Shoot A Bitch
Ron Paul ’08
f that…
RON MEXICO ’08
Is it right to take away someones freedom for killing some dogs? We kill other animals all the time, for food and pleasure. Fuck it, Free Mike Vick.
I’m willing to bet he also owns a “O.J. is innocent” t-shirt.