It Would Be Funny If He Didn’t Really Mean It
Oh Roddy, you are very very stupid. Mike Vick lied about slaughtering a bunch of dogs. Then he sort of admitted it. Then he lied about it again…on a polygraph. The guy plead to jail and that’s where he belongs for now. Everybody knows this, even Mike fucking Vick knows this! All of this escaped Roddy, but this is nothing new. You should see the rest of Roddy’s opinionated T-shirt collection!
Repeal Free Speech
End Suffrage Now!
George Wallace Was Right
More Land Mines
Give Eugenics a Chance
Cats Rule
Stalin Was Misunderstood
My Other T-Shirt Is Covered In Dog Blood
This Shirt Was Tested On Animals
Fur Is Murder…On My Bankroll
Vote For Pedro Lopez
Nixon ‘72
Andrea Yates Is My Homegirl
I Donate Dogs to Kill Shelters
Finishing What Barker Started
Imprison Tibet
Roddy, you must realize that Vick is not Nelson Mandela or Rubin Carter. His imprisonment is, you know, justified.
Check out our friend Chris Mottram’s take over at his new digs, The Sporting Blogs.
Tags: bad MS Paint, it's satire people, ksk group posts, Unsilent Majority, we are not equating vick to a serial killer
December 11th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I’m willing to bet he also owns a “O.J. is innocent” t-shirt.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Is it right to take away someones freedom for killing some dogs? We kill other animals all the time, for food and pleasure. Fuck it, Free Mike Vick.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Ron Paul ‘08
f that…
RON MEXICO ‘08
December 11th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Dahmer Just Had the Munchies
Autism Rules if You Can Do Something Cool, Like Make Realistic Shit Really Fast Out of Clay or Figure out Which Day September 14, 2837 Falls On
Save a Fist, Shoot A Bitch
December 11th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Hey Moof!, take that argument in the other direction.
(ducks flying lamb shank)
December 11th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Why has no one posted this on these internets yet?
OJ’s 11
WV: ojojgdh
OJ?
December 11th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
All this support for a convicted animal torturer simply because he can throw a football really well. Oh wait, no he can’t.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
But if the shirt had said “FREE BYRON LEFTWICH” it would have been hilarious.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
“Free Charles Taylor”
“Club baby seals”
“Kill the whales”
“Garth Brooks: Ropin’ the Wind Tour”
“Fuck PETA”
Gotta say - he’d have a point on the last one.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Sebastian Bach thinks White pussed out.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Suicide…Do It !
December 11th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
i love animals. theyre delicious.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Waterboarding 4 Jesus
Marcus Vick is a very good quarterback
yeah, that’s about all i got. in the spirit of yesterday’s music post, i suppose vick could have been listening to “zombie woof” by zappa.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Gary Glitter for Troop 17 Scoutmaster
December 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Instead of fining Roddy White (which the NFL will absolutely do)they should make him be Jamaal Tinsley’s bodyguard…
December 11th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Anyone else find it strange that Roddy White wants Vick back, even though this is the first season he’s done anything but be a colossal bust?
December 11th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Anyone else notice how many fans were sporting #7 jerseys in the crowd at the GA Dome last night?
Maybe Falcons fams should stick to peaches and lay off the paint chips…
December 11th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I would like to point out the colossal ignorance of every post on this subject. The shirt in no way supports michael vick. Blank made White wear this shirt as an advertisement, more like a craigslist post. The back of the shirt read, “To any interested party: mediocre, stoned, morally lacking, short quarterback with legal problems available for removal in three years by anyone interested. Interested parties are responsible for pickup.”
December 11th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
But Stalin really was Misunderstood. His last name meant “Man of Steel” for fuck’s sake. What are you trying to get at Maj?
December 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Ballad of convict Ookie
“I’m just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh lord please don’t let me be misunderstood…”
December 11th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I heard he was a Human Rights major at college, so it makes sense.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
The original selection was a “BIG FUN” t-shirt.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Let R Kelly date your daughter
December 11th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Am I horrible human being for wanting most of those shirts? Because they’re damn funny.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Finish the job in Vietnam
December 11th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
must have more land mines
December 11th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
As long as Leonard Little is allowed to play football I can’t support Vick spending two years in prison.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Unsilent forgot to add “Bill Simmons is Hilarious” on that list
December 11th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
In honor of Mr. Little (via jim):
Drunk Drivers Against Mothers
And while on the subject, I agree. Let’s let everyone out of prison because Leonard Little can play football. No one should have to be punished for their crimes because Little is a dick. Scott Peterson? Run back to Amber Frey buddy. Scooter Libby? You’re pardoned! Guantanamo Bay people? Run home. At least until that bastard Little goes to jail. Will justice never be served??
I hate that fucking argument.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
More Blankets for the Injuns
Club My Lai
Belsen Was A Gas (oops, that’s an actual Sex Pistols shirt)
Free James Brown (and by “Free”, I mean dig his carcass up and skull fuck him)
“If the Rape of Nanking is inevitable, sit back and enjoy it”
Bataan Death March of the Penguins
December 11th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
“we are not equating Vick to a serial killer”
however, PETA will be more than happy to do so.
December 11th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Bill Cullen was a serial killer? But he was so personable on Hot Potato
December 11th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
i would pay good money for a fur is murder…on my bankroll tshirt
December 11th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Bob Barker is my Homeboy
December 11th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Renew Millen’s Contract
December 11th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Tom Brady is underated.
Dick jokes are NOT funny.
December 11th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Sex Pea-Shooter
December 11th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Did you know that you can use, used motor oil to fertilize your lawn.
fight club
December 11th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
This would only fit on Grady Jackson:
The Same Gov’t That Fucked Up Iraq Should Decide Which Animals It’s OK To Slaughter
December 11th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Bring Back Art Schlichter!
What Would Elijah Dukes Do?
Nuke the Whales
Rae Carruth Should Be Allow to Hire Someone to Murder His Pregnant Girlfriend
I Raped a Katrina Victim and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
December 11th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Am I the only one who saw this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnedwSEHlrQ
December 11th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Petrino is a total asshole.
December 11th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Petrino is a total genius.
December 11th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Unsilent forgot to add “Bill Simmons is Hilarious” on that list
to be fair, it should read “Bill Simmons Was Hilarious”
December 11th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Sorry, but I don’t see anything wrong with the t-shirt. He didn’t say “Mike Vick Was Right” or “F*ck the U.S.”
I mean seriously, what he did was wrong and vile, but it didn’t deserve 23 months. Free Mike Vick.
December 12th, 2007 at 12:27 am
to be fair, it should read “Bill Simmons Was Hilarious”
agreed. i’ve been corrected.
December 12th, 2007 at 12:45 am
no, i’m retarded, it should say “Bill Simmons Is Still Hilarious”
December 12th, 2007 at 2:30 am
My coach is a pussified quitter.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:19 am
so sho, you’re saying he should’ve been sentenced to 3 weeks instead? because that’s the logical implication of wearing a “free mick vick” shirt right now…
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
FREE MIKE VICK!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:55 pm
oH WELL, HATERS. Get ready to be mad again. Vick pleaded guilty to state charges clearing the way for a May 2009 release….
One month before training camp starts
Oakland Raiders, Seahawks, KC Chiefs, Philly, and at least 15 teams showing interest.
Can’t bring them dead dogs back, but Vick is coming!
Ha!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I love animals, but the NFL has sucked without Vick.
FREE MIKE VICK. Arrest R.Kelly.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I AGREE! FREE VICK!
White people love they animals a little too much. Get over it. As long as crackers can legally kill deer, race horses, and sell tobacco- We can fight dogs.
Vick os only gonna be more famous in May 2009, Martha Stewrt style. Thanks PETA.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I still like Michael Vick. And I aint never like no pits, so you fight those shits.