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	<title>Comments on: If You&#8217;re Looking For Intercourse Under $300, You&#8217;ve Found The Right Man</title>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/if-youre-looking-for-intercourse-under.html/comment-page-1#comment-37428</link>
		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RE BME Pain Olympics link; I accidentally did click on it (yeah, I&#039;m kinda stupid sometimes) but then the window that came up said something about how I needed a certain video player or whatever. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Saved by outdated software. Whew, that was close. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I still think &quot;tear your dick off&quot; or anything close to that sounds really, really uncool. But I don&#039;t have a dick, so I could be wrong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RE BME Pain Olympics link; I accidentally did click on it (yeah, I&#8217;m kinda stupid sometimes) but then the window that came up said something about how I needed a certain video player or whatever. </p>
<p>Saved by outdated software. Whew, that was close. </p>
<p>I still think &#8220;tear your dick off&#8221; or anything close to that sounds really, really uncool. But I don&#8217;t have a dick, so I could be wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: Da Great White Hype</title>
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		<dc:creator>Da Great White Hype</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>as far as I&#039;m concerned, Yvette&#039;s lack of proficiency involving the English language is a plus! I&#039;d pay big bucks to spend time with a ho that has no idea how to say &quot;They said my carburetor is broken. Can you pay to have it fixed?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as far as I&#8217;m concerned, Yvette&#8217;s lack of proficiency involving the English language is a plus! I&#8217;d pay big bucks to spend time with a ho that has no idea how to say &#8220;They said my carburetor is broken. Can you pay to have it fixed?</p>
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		<title>By: Christmas Ape</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rusty:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&#039;s across the street from the Washington Post building. Journos know it well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rusty:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s across the street from the Washington Post building. Journos know it well.</p>
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		<title>By: bfreakin3</title>
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		<dc:creator>bfreakin3</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps Garrard should donate a little more money to Crohn&#039;s disease research and spend a little less on Pimp Juice.  After all, if they had a cure, he&#039;d probably have double the TDs and half the INTs he currently has.  that shit&#039;s gotta be uncomfortable. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;www.ccfa.org</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps Garrard should donate a little more money to Crohn&#8217;s disease research and spend a little less on Pimp Juice.  After all, if they had a cure, he&#8217;d probably have double the TDs and half the INTs he currently has.  that shit&#8217;s gotta be uncomfortable. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.ccfa.org" rel="nofollow">http://www.ccfa.org</a></p>
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		<title>By: The Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If he pats me down he&#039;s going to find the magic &quot;wand&quot; i have for Sasha...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If he pats me down he&#8217;s going to find the magic &#8220;wand&#8221; i have for Sasha&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: pedafile priest holmes</title>
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		<dc:creator>pedafile priest holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I will take 2 of them and I will put them in a cup.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will take 2 of them and I will put them in a cup.</p>
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		<title>By: QueeferSuthrland</title>
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		<dc:creator>QueeferSuthrland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slash-&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;Is &quot;tear your dick off&quot; code for something? Or are there guys who actually want their dicks torn off? &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Not necessarily torn off, but pretty close.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;BME Pain Olympics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Warning: Please do not click on that link.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Warning: Please do not click on that link.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slash-</p>
<p><i>Is &#8220;tear your dick off&#8221; code for something? Or are there guys who actually want their dicks torn off? </i></p>
<p>Not necessarily torn off, but pretty close.</p>
<p><a HREF="http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612" REL="nofollow">BME Pain Olympics</a></p>
<p>Warning: Please do not click on that link.</p>
<p>Warning: Please do not click on that link.</p>
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		<title>By: futuremrsrickankiel</title>
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		<dc:creator>futuremrsrickankiel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...dying to know what one types into Google Image to come up with such a diverse array of escorts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;dying to know what one types into Google Image to come up with such a diverse array of escorts.</p>
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		<title>By: Carson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BDD how can you hold a full time job while simultaneously coming up with such thoroughly executed and entertaining posts on a daily basis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BDD how can you hold a full time job while simultaneously coming up with such thoroughly executed and entertaining posts on a daily basis.</p>
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		<title>By: Chamomiles Davis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chamomiles Davis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does Chanel come with Altoids, or do I need to provide my own?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does Chanel come with Altoids, or do I need to provide my own?</p>
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