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	<title>Comments on: Fâ€”k! I Was THIS Close To Being Benched!</title>
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		<title>By: SlideShow Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>SlideShow Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>let us not forget the huge huge drop by Hester when the sexcannon released a throwgasm down the field and he was wide open.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>let us not forget the huge huge drop by Hester when the sexcannon released a throwgasm down the field and he was wide open.</p>
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		<title>By: naptown drew</title>
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		<dc:creator>naptown drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ufford thinks you should lay off his boy a little.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ufford thinks you should lay off his boy a little.</p>
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		<title>By: Ken Dynamo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ken Dynamo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think a great idea for tv show would be 30 minutes of random people walking up to eli and slapping his face.  that would get the highest ratings of any show ever.  i would tivo it and watch it at least 3 times every morning.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i am also a giants fan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think a great idea for tv show would be 30 minutes of random people walking up to eli and slapping his face.  that would get the highest ratings of any show ever.  i would tivo it and watch it at least 3 times every morning.  </p>
<p>i am also a giants fan.</p>
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		<title>By: Jarrett Carter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jarrett Carter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Somebody needs a Peyton Pep Talk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody needs a Peyton Pep Talk.</p>
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		<title>By: The Pirate Sloth</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Pirate Sloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awwww, he&#039;s so special.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awwww, he&#8217;s so special.</p>
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		<title>By: JAMMQ</title>
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		<dc:creator>JAMMQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There should be a &quot;gay quarterbacks&quot; tag here.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And possibly a &quot;Couglin&#039;s cross to bear&quot; tag also.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There should be a &#8220;gay quarterbacks&#8221; tag here.</p>
<p>And possibly a &#8220;Couglin&#8217;s cross to bear&#8221; tag also.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So does Feagles get the game ball for taking the bitch way out and kicking away from Hester all game?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Eli, your &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes2/TradingPlaces44.jpeg&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;squash partners&lt;/a&gt; are waiting for you...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So does Feagles get the game ball for taking the bitch way out and kicking away from Hester all game?</p>
<p>Eli, your <a HREF="http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes2/TradingPlaces44.jpeg" REL="nofollow">squash partners</a> are waiting for you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Five Pound Bag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Five Pound Bag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Eli needs a visit from Apologetic Brian Urlacher.  Who only picked one gift-wrapped INT and spent the rest of the day being blown up by Madison Hedgecock on lead draws?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sorry, Elisha.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Eli needs a visit from Apologetic Brian Urlacher.  Who only picked one gift-wrapped INT and spent the rest of the day being blown up by Madison Hedgecock on lead draws?</p>
<p>Sorry, Elisha.</p>
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		<title>By: F.N.G.</title>
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		<dc:creator>F.N.G.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Despite my hopes for another diatribe from &quot;the Armcock&quot;, I&#039;m happy to see KSK&#039;s tribute to Elisha&#039;s crying vagina.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/Giants fan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Despite my hopes for another diatribe from &#8220;the Armcock&#8221;, I&#8217;m happy to see KSK&#8217;s tribute to Elisha&#8217;s crying vagina.</p>
<p>/Giants fan</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just what I needed this morning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just what I needed this morning.</p>
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