Comments on: Doug & Doug’s Fantasy Report – Week 15

By: Assistant Wang

Assistant Wang — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:05:00 +0000

As a fellow Ocho Stinko owner, I hope he enjoys the offseason by vacationing in Aruba with Van der Sloot and the Kalpoe brothers. Fuckhead.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:42:00 +0000

“Are you playing against a bunch of fucking invalids? How on god’s green earth did you end up with S-Jax AND LJ… coupled with Chad and TO? “

I traded for S-Jax when he was hurt and looking at a long time out. I drafted LJ-CJ-TO in rounds 1-3.

By: PBD001

PBD001 — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:19:00 +0000

T-shirt=wrong choice. Sorry.
Indeed, T-shirts are more “practical”, if a) you are in a homeless league, b) your league consists of the valedictorian, salutatorian, and the next eight of the same high-school class in the same town you all live in now, or c) you get a size XS and force the winner to wear it on at least 5 occasions before the next fantasy draft. Otherwise… dude, the trophy. Really.
Goddamn captcha requires more thought than this blog….

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:57:00 +0000

Are you playing against a bunch of fucking invalids? How on god's green earth did you end up with S-Jax AND LJ...did you just pay them off . . .

No . . . they just decided to let a commenter in the league, and a girl at that.

Girls should only be used as semen receptacles.

-Travis Henry

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:14:00 +0000

That music brought a tear to my eye.

By: Dusty

Dusty — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:03:00 +0000

Good Luck BDD. May the flea eggs of a thousand flea’s nest in Maj’s skivvies.

ps..now you will lose your ass after talking that much shit, as you said yourself..its a given.

By: shootme

shootme — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:32:00 +0000

Are you playing against a bunch of fucking invalids? How on god’s green earth did you end up with S-Jax AND LJ… coupled with Chad and TO? Did nobody else show up to the draft or did you just pay them off with promises of quinn-esque penis touching?

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:14:00 +0000

DUI Cats has Schorno written all over it.

No better way to guarantee you will lose a fantasy football game than to start talking trash.

Fucking Fantasy Football.

Grumble

By: Russell K

Russell K — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:45:00 +0000

If Drew is in fact a man, he does not HAVE a vagina, and therefore, doesn't have any "Vaginal Depth."

Either go to medical school, or do some goddamn anatomy research... get your fat asses off the couch and stop being ignorant. Morons.

- Joe Damato

By: Pepster

Pepster — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:35:00 +0000

I’ll tak Maj simply because he had to suffer through the semis with Tom Brady just as I did. Going into the playoffs I was thinking, “hey, Brady against the Jets in the semis and Dolphins in the finals – Perfect.” Lucky I was playing against Romo and Westbrook in the semis (and yes, his falling down at the 1 was important).