Celebration Day: Zeppelin on stage, MNF
Only one of these beloved dinosaurs is getting boatloads of cash from the NFL & ESPN
Led Zeppelin’s transcontinental renaissance kicks into high gear with their reunion concert tonight in London. While over on our side of the ocean, Zeppelin has inked a promotional deal with the NFL and ESPN. Which explains why you heard “Dazed and Confused” in the background on last Monday night while the referees were ass-raping the Ravens’ defense with gusto.
When Unsilent Majority heard about Zeppelin’s deal he expressed unbridled optimism that this arrangement might lead to to the band playing at half-time of the Super Bowl. Since Maj is the wide-eyed naif of our collective, he doesn’t understand that Led Zeppelin doesn’t play half-time shows. If anything, the Super Bowl should be played at intermission of a Led Zeppelin show.
The six of us put our heads together to predict what Zep tunes our favorite NFL personalties would request. We know, you’re thinking, “great, another crappy list post.” But it was either this or I break out my theramin while Drew dons his unbuttoned half-shirt ala Robert Plant. NOW CRANK IT UP, FUCKERS!!!
Minnesota Vikings ______________________ Going to California
Trent Green _______________________ Dazed and Confused
Bill Belichick _____________________________ No Quarter
Travis Henry _______________________________ Moby Dick
Jason Campbell’s mom _________________ Black Country Woman
Sterling Sharpe /John Madden _________________ Ramble On
Devin Hester _______________________ How Many More Times
Bart Scott _________________ Nobody’s Everyone’s Fault But Mine
Andre Gurode _____________________ Trampled Under Foot
Albert Haynesworth ______ Bron-Y-Aur Stomp (Ha-Y-Nes Worth Stomp?)
Cam Cameron ________________________ The (Cleo) Lemon Song
Vinny Testeverde _______________________ Achilles Last Stand
Jeff Garcia ________________________ In Through the Out Door
New Orleans Saints _________________ When the Levee Breaks (ouch)
Tony Romo’s Mom ________________________ Living Loving Maid
Gene Upshaw _________ Black Dog (submitted by Bryant Gumbel)
Michael Irvin ________________________ Hats Off to (Alvin) Harper
Kurt Warner ___________________________ Houses of the Holy
Earl Campbell _________________________ Wearing and Tearing
Travis Johnson ___________________________ You Shook Me
Donovan McNabb ___________________________ Sick Again
Rex Ryan _____________________ Communication Breakdown
Chad Johnson ____________________________ Dancing Days
Rex Grossman/Kyle Orton__What Is And What Should Never Be (nice jinx, Punter)
Joe Gibbs ______________________ How Many More Time(out)s
Elisha Manning ____________________________ She’s Just a Woman
Sav Rocca________________________________ Immigrant Song
Patriots, Dolphins ____________________ Good Times, Bad Times
Heinz Field _______________________________ The Rain Song
Shawne Merriman _________Physical GraffitiAndy Reid _________________________________ Custard Pie
Bill Parcells __________________________ Babe I’m Gonna Leave You
Marvin Lewis __________________________ Hey Hey What Can I Do
Jon Kitna ____________________________ Stairway to Heaven
Al Davis ___________________________ In My Time of Dying
NBC’s ‘green’ coverage producers___________________ Ozone Baby
Kevin Kolb __________________________ Your Time Is Gonna Come
Aikman appears to have a large faggot on his back. Hmmmm……
Usually, this is the part where we invite the commenters to add their own suggestions. But we have already RAWKED THEIR FACES OFF !!!!
(Makes metal fingers \m/ \m/ bangs head).
Tags: bad MS Paint, ksk group posts, rock out with yer cock out
December 10th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Brian Billick – Fool In The Rain
December 10th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
“Tony Romo’s Mom ________________________ Living Loving Maid”
if I were epileptic, I definitely would’ve seizured so hard my tongue would be lodged firmly in my throat.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Chad Johnson_________Hot Dog
December 10th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Cincinnati Bengals – Traveling Riverside Blues?
December 10th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Sean Taylor……Another One Bites the Dust (RIP)
December 10th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Peter King – All My Love
December 10th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
I’m going to pretend Zachary didn’t just put a Queen song in the comments.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
TJ Houshmandzadeh – Kashmir
December 10th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Wow. Now that’s a thorough list.
Out on the Tiles ______Ricky Hatton
December 10th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Eagles – Heartbreaker
December 10th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
FedEx Field – Over The Hills And Faw Away
December 10th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
The Other (former) A.M. Jumpers_________D.J. Gallo’s Pole
December 10th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
-100 to zachary
December 10th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I think Pacman is the obvious choice for Fool in the Rain.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
LenDale White – Moby Dick
December 10th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
The Rex Grossman/Kyle Orton one was just genius.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I was going to suggest “Kevin Everett – ‘I’m Gonna Crawl’” but a.) That’s no longer relevant and b.) I don’t want to go to Hell.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Rae Carruth – (More than) Ten Years Gone
December 10th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
And -100 to me for being the idiot who couldn’t stick within NFL boundaries. I’ll go now.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
@spud, at least Out on the tiles is a LZ song.
December 10th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Wow, a theramin reference. Trent Reznor also approves.
December 10th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Peyton Manning (as sung to his beloved Kenny) _______ I Can’t Quit You Baby
December 10th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Jason Taylor – Babe I’m gonna leave you
December 10th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Mike Holmgren – Four (Drum)Sticks
December 10th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Travis Henry – Whole Lotta Love
December 10th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Bill Belichick – The Song Remains the Same
December 10th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Albert Haynesworth – Trampled Under Foot
December 10th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Ooh ooh now do one for the Barenaked Ladies!
December 10th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Tommy Maddox – Poor Tom
December 10th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
@tattooedmess(iah): As does Angelo Moore.
December 10th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
The entire group of Whiny Baltimore Defenders——–Ramble On
December 10th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Laurence Maroney_________The Crunge
Matt Leinart______The Wanton Song
Ricky Williams______Misty Mountain Hop/D’yer Mak’er
December 10th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Baltimore Colts – Baby I Gotta Move
December 10th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Vinny Testavitis______ Ten Years Gone
Mike Vick______ No Quarter
December 10th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
New Orleans — When the Levee Breaks? I don’t get it.
Terry Glenn — Battle for Evermore
December 10th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
@Spud – New Orleans is surrounded by levees. During Katrina, they failed and flooded the city.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Ok, but isn’t that song about Chicago? And who is Katrina?
December 10th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
David Carr — Trampled Underfoot
December 10th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Suzy Kolber _____ The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
Wait, that’s Anal Cunt.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Emmitt Smith wants to know why those Led Emblems guys are singing about Koooolaid Muroney in their song “whole lotta nub”?
December 10th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
What no Michael Vick prison-sex post yet. C’mon guys, it’s been like, 6 hours. LZ rocks
December 10th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
But it was either this or I break out my theramin while Drew dons his unbuttoned half-shirt ala Robert Plant.
The only person I’ve ever seen play a theremin is Charlie Clouser.
I say, if you can play that thing break that shit out.
But don’t unveil the breadwich stomach, nobody needs to see that.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Fred Smoot —- Down by the Seaside or Four Sticks (Two double dildos…..too much of a stretch?)
Romeo Crennel —- Black Mountain Side
Terrell Owens/Donovan McNabb —- Friends
December 10th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
lendale white – candy store rock
emmitt smith – dancing (with the stars) days
jon kitna – houses of the holy
adrian peterson (good) – wearing (out Ds) and tearing (LCLs)
tom brady – your time is gonna come
December 10th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
John Facenda – Coda
December 10th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Terrell Owens —- Good Times Bad Times
December 10th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Who Let the Dogs out……Michael Vick
December 11th, 2007 at 12:00 am
The 1970 Marshall Football Team……..Night Flight
too soon?
December 11th, 2007 at 1:03 am
TOO SOON. Once they make a movie dramatizing it, only then can you make that kind of joke.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:02 am
@ricky
Did you not see the Patron Saint on MNF? Suzy was looking beautiful. You heretic. I swear if you float in water, weigh the same as a duck you are made of wood. And therefore, a witch!
December 11th, 2007 at 3:54 am
Ach. I’d contribute, but you already used Achilles’ Last Stand on Vinny Testaverde
December 11th, 2007 at 6:12 am
@ spud randall – katrina was referring to hurricane katrina, the hurricane that passed through new orleans in august of 2005 and caused massive amounts of damage… thus the “levee” reference.
@ ricky – i’m too sleepy to tell if you were being sarcastic or not, but they did make a movie about the 1970 marshall football team in december of 2006.. however, if this was meant to be a sarcastic, then disregard this comment.
…pulling an all-nighter for college finals and wanted to take a break from studying.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Did somebody really just throw down “Who let the dogs out” on a post about Led Fucking Zeppelin?
I know just about all the songs were taken, but … Christ.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Not all the songs…
Miami Dolphins_____Hots on for Nowhere
@spud: please do not tell me that katrina was seriously news to you…
December 11th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Actually, I just spent 2.5 years swimming in grape jello so I didn’t hear anything.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
That’s a lot of grape jello. Anyhow it was Hurricane Katrina in 2005 that fucked up New Orleans and the Gulf Coast royally.