Feeling inadequate because you drive a minivan? Well, you are. You’re a pussywhipped dipshit, and the rest of your life will be unbearably mundane. I bet you’ll have to slam a door on your cock just to liven things up.
You’re a fucking douche.
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slap a couple racing decals on it
maybe a sweet bumper sticker?