Can’t figure out what to get for Christmas? I always a get hooker. No one returns a hooker. Unless they’re queer.
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Can’t figure out what to get for Christmas? I always a get hooker. No one returns a hooker. Unless they’re queer.
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how about treating her to a spiderman?
WV: djvga- I don’t know…a vagina DJ? spin that vagoo!
“Like my brother Eli did Christmas 2003. So queer.”