This is not a real update on the Pools. We’ll have a real update tomorrow. I’d estimate that we’re finally down to about 30 entries, from about 750 original participants. I went out after forgetting to pick a team for Week 2, but I’m awesome like that. But we can get to that later.

For now, here are some of my favorite entry names from the pools this year. You people did us proud; with a scant canvas of only 30 characters, you managed to create and compose elements of sheer splendor. Behold:

Banger in the Mouth

cheer up emo kid

The Pukey McNabbs

Astoria Cuntstuffers

Chris Kaman (your mouth)

Chris Hansen is a Cockblocker

What Smells Like Blue?

Igor OlShankNuts

Jake Plummers handball partner

Steely McBeam Cream

Like Gloria Gaynor with AIDS

YES! It’s Rich Kotite!

Who wants sticky buns?

WeekendatBernieKozar’s

Grandpa PeePee Pants

His name was Steve Sewell.

But can we have the trees?

Dirk Diggler Has Bad Posture

Ass to Mouth

Steely McAnalBead

I have $12/hr reasons to live.

My Assring Itches

The Masturbating Montanas

Faith Plus One

Matt Ufford’s Future Ex

Brady Quinn Bar PhotoHunt

IFeelSorryForYourMother

Cunnilingus Spice

Pat Tillman’s Friendly Fire

Lazy Wife’s Pick

Dick Justice

My Little Pony’s Balls

Real update tomorrow. Or later this week.