Comments on: Yinz vs. Hons. WHO YA GOT?

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:22:00 +0000

@stuscottbooyahs

Yeah, and the Cleveland gets brutally beaten by the Marlins in the World Series.

C'mon man...everybody knows that the further along in the playoffs you lose, the more painful and tragic the loss is. This is especially true when you bring out your CLOSER in GAME 7 leading in the bottom of the 9th inning!!!

Also, crime statistics show that Baltimore is way better at murder, but Cleveland is leading the league in rapes. They're waaayyy rapier..

By: Jarrett Carter

Jarrett Carter — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:29:00 +0000

Actually, the finishing move is eating two servings of jambalaya at the Inner Harbor Cheesecake Factory, without a break.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:51:00 +0000

This undeniably proves that God hates Cleveland waaaaayyyy more than Baltimore.

Ahem. 1997 ALCS.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:18:00 +0000

Not a single reference to The Wire?

Omar’s gonna be pissed. Might even shoot y’all in the hind-parts.

By: Bulger in My Pants

Bulger in My Pants — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:43:00 +0000

I had a homeless guy kiss me once in the Inner Harbor. After 50 showers and 10 trips to the dentist, I still couldn’t sleep for a week.

Walking through downtown Baltimore (if you dare) is like your own personal tour of The Divine Comedy.

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:40:00 +0000

Baltimore’s inept mismanagement, destitution, and general shitty-ness did give birth to the greatest television show of all time in The Wire.

That’s gotta count for something. Right? . . . Right?

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:49:00 +0000

I hear the Inner Harbor is really nice. But…that’s about it.

Never been to P-burgh and I’d like to keep it that way.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:42:00 +0000

@ robocats

If they had the former Bengals move there instead of the Browns, they’d be #1 in all those categories.

By: Robocats

Robocats — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:55:00 +0000

Just to put the statistics in perspective, if you are in Baltimore, take a group of 5 friends. Fewer than 2 of you have/will graduate high school, and all 5 of you will be murdered this week.

By: Travis

Travis — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:52:00 +0000

I got lost on East Baltimore Street once. I can’t believe I’m alive. Although I went to this open bar near the Natty Boh factory and it was pretty good.

Is the Natty Boh guy intentionally a rip off of the Pringles guy?