Throwgasm!!!!!
I’m back, and I’m hornier than ever.
Look the fuck out, people. Hide your women and duct tape their vaginas shut. I got backload of seminal fluid that could flood Indonesia.
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November 11th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Duct tape cannot stop the Cannon’s sperm.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
First conquest? Owners who started Greg Olsen and lost by one…fucking…point.
Good to have you back, Rex.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
OMG…a 59 yard TD pass???? I think my daughter just got knocked up from the sex cannon again.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
I have never been as excited as when I saw the Cannon was back in the NFL, and that the Cannon beat the Oaktown Raiders.
Men and Women of Oakland are advised to wear full-body condoms for the next 6 to 8 weeks.
Men and Women of Seattle, you are under a Throwgasm Watch. Conditions are favorable for a Steamy Throwgasm in the next 6-10 days.
VIVA LE SEX CANNON!
November 11th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
It is a Sex Cannon Tsaumani….there were no survivors, only many satisfied.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
I now know how Arnold felt in Junior
November 11th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
grossman to cedric benson is the new peter north/ron jeremy double team.
November 11th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
One touchdown
Four Raiders cheerleaders knocked up.
All in a day’s work for the Slinger.
November 11th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
The King is back.
Seattle will not get a break.
November 11th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
the first thing i did after i heard he was put back in the game was wonder how many cheerleaders he knocked up. and then i was even happier to find out we won. suck it oakland!
also, why was i supposed to care about the cowboys-giants game when i could have been watching the sex cannon?
November 11th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
I’M BRINGING REXYBACK!
November 11th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Spooge-nami?
November 11th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
The game was not televised here in IA. When I read the the recap on ChicagoSports.com and saw the cannon was back I knew I would see something like this. Way to go
November 11th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Looks like the Cum Slinger is playing for Indy right now.
November 11th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Brex Griessman is our quarterback?
November 12th, 2007 at 12:09 am
fo’ shizzle my nizzle! the pimp daddy mack-mack-daddy-daddy mack is back jack, and what the F^%$#^ are ya gonna dew about it, byatch.
November 12th, 2007 at 12:57 am
I’m seriously considering a Sex Cannon sign for the game next Sunday. It’s be perfect for my endzone.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:26 am
Hopefully the triumphant return of the Sex Cannon will help me forget about the miserable displays I witnessed from the Colts and the Irish this weekend. (But I doubt it.)
* And here’s to my dad, Ufford, and all the other veterans and current members of the armed forces in heartfelt apprecation of your service and sacrifice.
November 12th, 2007 at 2:18 am
I think he was only talking to Rachel Nichols when he said this, but it made the AP report on the game today:
“It was unbelievable, something you can’t describe to someone who hasn’t been in that position,” Grossman said. “It’s a great feeling to come in and be able to pull one out.”
November 12th, 2007 at 2:52 am
YES
YES
OH GOD YES
November 12th, 2007 at 3:16 am
I’mmmmm baaaAAAAAccckkkk.
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November 12th, 2007 at 3:34 am
I’m grinning from ear to ear. This is undoubtedly the highlight of a shitty Bears season. Can’t wait to hear the Chitown homers discuss this on the radio. Is the FCC cool with the term Cumslinger?
November 12th, 2007 at 10:36 am
smurphette: Wait, Ufford’s your dad? Does he know about this?
November 12th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Ufford’s a lot of people’s dads and he claims to no know about any of them.
November 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
@ Wormfather said…
Ufford’s a lot of people’s dads and he claims to no know about any of them.
Sounds like he used to play in the NBA.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Jesus-fucking-Christ..duct tape the vagina’s? Won’t those suckers be useless for a couple weeks after that? Unless they get brazilian wax jobs..then its ok I guess.
November 12th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Kyle Orton’s neckbeard is gently weeping.
November 16th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Very funny, permanent4. My dad’s name is Tom, and he was a pilot in Vietnam.