The top two seeds in the AFC last season are barely hanging onto faint playoff hopes with only a few weeks remaining in the regular season. When heads eventually roll, they’ll probably bear the visages of these two clowns. Likely, incompetence will emerge Hydra-like from the stumps. In the meantime, we can find out who’ll be king of the unemployment line in the offseason. WHO YA GOT?
Brian Billick_______Norv Turner
Springboard to head coaching job
1998 Vikings_________’91-’93 Cowboys
Changing recipes, chiding family for disliking the results___burning cereal
Excuse for losing
Gameplan perhaps too brilliant____________Marmalard
All they want for Christmas
Condescension toward doubters______Getting hired by another team
I want more like this!
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