Comments on: Peyton Manning and Adam Viniateri Don’t Want Me to Masturbate

By: Marc

Marc — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:49:00 +0000

WELL?

How many hours did you hold out?

The month is almost up!

fallex — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:51:00 +0000

Frottage.

lost — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:48:00 +0000

is it masturbation if somebody watches you do it? do they have to know that you know that they’re watching?

what if it lands on them? surely that’s not masturbating? how far away do they have to be before it becomes masturbation? 4 feet? 12 floors down?

anyhow, i’m probably off the wagon already

Robocats — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:29:00 +0000

You? You’ll be out before we get the check.

Otto Man — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:28:00 +0000

In Canada they don’t masturbate; they matriculate.

Hank Stram was Canadian?

deafjeff — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:05:00 +0000

I’m OUT!

Derrick — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:39:00 +0000

Maj- I’m not falling for that shit (again)!

swing4 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:21:00 +0000

There is absolutely no possible way he makes it longer than three days.

Four if his life depended on it.

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:10:00 +0000

Derrick, she’s obviously testing you for marriage.

Derrick — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:05:00 +0000

Nah- I have spies watching her. I’m psychotic like that.