Comments on: NFL PostSecret Week 11: The Secret Life of Pads

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:43:00 +0000

Has anyone else noticed that Roethlesburger looks exactly like “Frank the Tank” in a Steelers helmet?

By: SlideShow Bob

SlideShow Bob — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:48:00 +0000

I hav no clue what you guys are talking about, Jake Plummer is a demon on the handball courts.

By: SDW

SDW — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:06:00 +0000

@grunge:

David Carr? David Carr. You're coming to a guy who watched the Griese/Plummer duo for 8 years and bringing David Carr? I mean... REALLY?

Carr sucks, I'll give you that. The guy is fucking awful. But he's no Brian Griese/Jake Plummer. And Cutler is no Carr.

By: lost

lost — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:05:00 +0000

mike- i always thought it was a2m. thanks for broadening my horizons. and my google searches

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:59:00 +0000

I was thinking Cutler is more like the Ass To Mouth rather than the Automatic Teller Machine.

By: grungedave

grungedave — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:40:00 +0000

@sdw:

as someone who had to watch David Carr for five years, I think I’m an expect in sucky QBs. Cutler qualifies.

By: lost

lost — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:11:00 +0000

or like the ATM at the skrip joint that is all out of cash, but still charges the $2.50 transaction fee to tell you it’s out of cash. then you get your bank statement and they charged you their $2, too.

you know who you are, you little computerized mufukka!

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:44:00 +0000

@hank wackman: Purple Jesus will rise on the third day and you still won’t collect on that G. Assmud muncher.

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:26:00 +0000

yea, but like, a shitty ATM that charges 2 dollars and never prints your receipt

By: SDW

SDW — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:55:00 +0000

@grungedave:

Wrong. Cutler improves his play every week. Interceptions? Sure. He's already got three come from behind wins, and those are just this season.

Yes, Elam is (mostly) money. But Cutler is the ATM.