NFL PostSecret Week 11: The Secret Life of Pads
It’s an unfortunate world we live in when someone feels so hemmed in by the pressures of society that the only way they feel they can confide in someone is to mail an artfully constructed postcard to some dude in Germantown, MD who packages them together and sells them in bounded collections. Well, the NFL is even more harsh and doubly forbidding of confession, but those struggling with it can always turn to NFL PostSecret. At least we aren’t making money off their pain. That’s only for the league to do.
NFL PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where players and coaches or whoever I feel like making fun of mails in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. It’s also a satire of this.
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Sunday, November 11, 2007 10:33 PM
Lights out.
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Monday, November 12, 2007 12:57 PM
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Monday, November 12, 2007 6:57 AM
Me ask Hines. He half-smart.
Update: bonus secret for commenter jeff:
Tags: bad MS Paint, NFL PostSecret, purple jesus, xmas ape
November 13th, 2007 at 9:35 am
I know you kinda suck, but my dad thinks you’ll be good someday.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Can someone please, in light of comments by Andy Reid in Peter King’s MMQB column, creat the obligatory “I can has cheezburger?” pic with the eagles coach?
November 13th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Randy Marsh is wrong, Jay Cutler is *not* going to get any better.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Ive been waiting for the purple Jesus post to come. to say this in my best Chief Wiggum voice:
WHOS YOUR MESSIAH NOW!!!
November 13th, 2007 at 11:55 am
@grungedave:
Wrong. Cutler improves his play every week. Interceptions? Sure. He’s already got three come from behind wins, and those are just this season.
Yes, Elam is (mostly) money. But Cutler is the ATM.
November 13th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
yea, but like, a shitty ATM that charges 2 dollars and never prints your receipt
November 13th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
@hank wackman: Purple Jesus will rise on the third day and you still won’t collect on that G. Assmud muncher.
November 13th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
or like the ATM at the skrip joint that is all out of cash, but still charges the $2.50 transaction fee to tell you it’s out of cash. then you get your bank statement and they charged you their $2, too.
you know who you are, you little computerized mufukka!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
@sdw:
as someone who had to watch David Carr for five years, I think I’m an expect in sucky QBs. Cutler qualifies.
November 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I was thinking Cutler is more like the Ass To Mouth rather than the Automatic Teller Machine.
November 13th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
mike- i always thought it was a2m. thanks for broadening my horizons. and my google searches
November 13th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
@grunge:
David Carr? David Carr. You’re coming to a guy who watched the Griese/Plummer duo for 8 years and bringing David Carr? I mean… REALLY?
Carr sucks, I’ll give you that. The guy is fucking awful. But he’s no Brian Griese/Jake Plummer. And Cutler is no Carr.
November 13th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
I hav no clue what you guys are talking about, Jake Plummer is a demon on the handball courts.
November 14th, 2007 at 2:43 am
Has anyone else noticed that Roethlesburger looks exactly like “Frank the Tank” in a Steelers helmet?