Last year, we tried a plethora of strategies to win the Best Sports Blog award. We begged. We pleaded. We even resorted to a good old fashioned nasty attack ad. And all of it, to our surprise, worked. But I think this year, I think we’re gonna require an even bigger effort. And you know what that means: Celebrity endorsements!
Yes, celebrity endorsments are the backbone of any campaign. Spielberg endorsed Hillary. Oprah endorsed Obama. Fred Thompson mildly endorsed Fred Thompson. And the corpse of Lenin endorsed Kucinich. Having a celebrity back you lets the common folk know you have even less in common with them than they originally thought. Is that A+ campaigning? Fuck and yes.
So, every day until voting closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote for KSK. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is British pinup model and Tebow-girlfriend lookalike Lucy Pinder. Lucy, what do YOU think of KSK?
“Oh, I think KSK is brilliant, innit? Even though I’ve never heard of them. And I don’t know anything about American football. And I’ve never heard of a blog before. In fact, I don’t even know how to use a computer. I just stick out my heaving treasure chest and say, â€˜Can someone please help me with this bloody machine?’ and blokes come running in to help me! It’s brilliant. I like dancing and pretty colors.”
Thanks, Lucy! Stay tuned for more endorsements from big-breasted models all week! And be sure to vote every day, even if you’re in jail!
I want more like this!
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