I had remembered the 4 o’clock games being better than the Ravens/Chargers and a few duels of the damned. I’ll provide a little commentary until I arbitrarily decide to leave work and go home, which might be any minute now.
Hey, hey, the 49ers offense has found the endzone. Might as well set up camp while you’re there.
Antonio Cromartie makes a nice interception of Kyle Boller that gets nullified on penalty. Phil Simms jokingly suggests Cromartie should be converted to offense and Philip Rivers snaps, “No, I got the picks thing covered, thanks.”
The Niners take over at the Arizona 19 following a Kurt Warner pick and settle for a field goal. That endzone thing is played out, anyway.
Looks like Sideshow Bob will be making an appearance on this evening’s Simpsons. He and Norv Turner must share an agent.
Ack, the San Francisco offensive bukkake continues! 17 points? In the first half? Who the fuck exhumed Bill Walsh?
Quite a paucity of throwgasms in Soldier Field, as the Sex Cannon is 3 of 7 with an interception and no conceptions. Denver leads 10-3.
I want more like this!
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