Comments on: KSK Solves Your Writing Strike Woes With A Bunch Of Fâ€”king Horrible Movie Ideas

By: Tony

Tony — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:42:00 +0000

How about a remake of “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” starring Mel Gibson. You could make the villan a dog. You just have to set up that the dog is evil. You could give it shifty eyes.

By: generny2001

generny2001 — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:56:00 +0000

Holocaust: The Musical!

By: genevieveyorke

genevieveyorke — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:14:00 +0000

re: "-“The Amy Winehouse Story,” starring Tracy Morgan"

what the hell are you talking about? that movie would be amazing. i would totally watch it.

also, how about an iggy pop biopic starring elijah wood? oh wait...

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:48:00 +0000

Pretty much anything with Ted McGinley.

Agreed. That man may have been the Dr. Kervorkian for TV shows on life support, but you gotta love that winning smile.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:39:00 +0000

Cartoon feature:

Ohio, the Second to Last Dinosaur

By: Robocats

Robocats — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:11:00 +0000

Rocky 7: Rocky dies in the opening scene, and is replaced by Ted McGinley in a pivotal boxing match in which he represents the interests of the western world. The catch? He is fighting a magically reincarnated Stalin and a reconstituted Soviet Bloc.

Pretty much anything with Ted McGinley.

By: dickey simpkins

dickey simpkins — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:07:00 +0000

porky, it’s almost impossible to not visualize a dimwitted Tony slowly reciting his speech before seeing Don Barkley.

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:53:00 +0000

No no Porky, Parcells is Clemenza, Mangini is Carlo Rizzi. McCluskey is Ray Lewis.

Jamal Lewis as The Turk!

Chad Johnson as Johnny Fontane!

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:49:00 +0000

As part of a class I had in school, I had to write a short synopsis of a fictional movie and come up with an appropriate trailer for it. Because I was of such wisdom in my tender years, I chose to do the assignment of Scud Shitter 2: Return To Wilfork Plaza, with the main character of Will Markburg being played by John Cena. I propose that the role of Mark Willburg in the prequel Scud Shitter 1: Fucking Mexicans be played by Rex Grossman as Rex Grossman. The tagline, to rip it straight off SS2:RTWP, shall be:

“ONLY ONE MAN IS REX GROSSMAN…AND THAT MAN…IS REX GROSSMAN.”

Tell me that doesn’t sound Oscar-worthy.

By: Two Dogs

Two Dogs — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:49:00 +0000

Phony Gwynn’s The Dexter Manley Story is the damn funniest one. Kudos.

How about MVP: The David Eckstein Story.