Comments on: The Inevitable Return of Schottenheimer Pt. 1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:45:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34383 Jackin'4Beats Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:11:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34383 Where are my slappy titties? Where are my slappy titties?

]]> By: SlideShow Bob http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34381 SlideShow Bob Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:05:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34381 Cant wait til i get to hear about Tom "Fun" Coughlin. Cant wait til i get to hear about Tom “Fun” Coughlin.

]]> By: lukedmartin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34373 lukedmartin Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:33:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34373 Anyone can provide commentary on this years coaching situations. Thought I'd provide some NFL prophesy and write this column for next year a little early...<br/><br/>AFC East<br/><br/>Nick Saban (NE) - Everyone was shocked when Belicheck was clutched into the bowls of the earth in the AFC championship, until they saw that Satan had decided to just take over the reigns himself with the Pats trailing again in the fourth.<br/><br/>Dick Jauron (Toronto) - Everyone knows Canada loves some dick<br/><br/>Mark Mangino (NYJ) - Jets realized that they had chosen the wrong "mangin__" after KU won the BCS<br/><br/>Bobby Petrino (Mia) - he HAS won two games with the Falcons, and was a semi-successful young college coach... a perfect fit for Miami<br/><br/>AFC North<br/><br/>Omar Epps (Pit) - 14 years left on the contract; was sad to see Ben Roethlisburger tear his leg up again in that shydiving unicycle accident<br/><br/>Romeo Crennel (Cle) - Hired Brian Billick in offseason as OC to add further firepower to office -- Billick promptly named both Quinn and Anderson starting QB and cut Jamal Lewis; who needs an RB in this offense?<br/><br/>Lovie Smith (Cin) - Chicago and Cincinnati play trading spaces; Lovie Smith trying Chad Johnson at corner<br/><br/>Ray Lewis (Balt) - new policy of allowing guns in stadium leads to promising start to season until "god's LB" has Ed Hocculi off'ed.<br/><br/>More to come if I feel like it. Anyone can provide commentary on this years coaching situations. Thought I’d provide some NFL prophesy and write this column for next year a little early…

AFC East

Nick Saban (NE) – Everyone was shocked when Belicheck was clutched into the bowls of the earth in the AFC championship, until they saw that Satan had decided to just take over the reigns himself with the Pats trailing again in the fourth.

Dick Jauron (Toronto) – Everyone knows Canada loves some dick

Mark Mangino (NYJ) – Jets realized that they had chosen the wrong “mangin__” after KU won the BCS

Bobby Petrino (Mia) – he HAS won two games with the Falcons, and was a semi-successful young college coach… a perfect fit for Miami

AFC North

Omar Epps (Pit) – 14 years left on the contract; was sad to see Ben Roethlisburger tear his leg up again in that shydiving unicycle accident

Romeo Crennel (Cle) – Hired Brian Billick in offseason as OC to add further firepower to office — Billick promptly named both Quinn and Anderson starting QB and cut Jamal Lewis; who needs an RB in this offense?

Lovie Smith (Cin) – Chicago and Cincinnati play trading spaces; Lovie Smith trying Chad Johnson at corner

Ray Lewis (Balt) – new policy of allowing guns in stadium leads to promising start to season until “god’s LB” has Ed Hocculi off’ed.

More to come if I feel like it.

]]> By: the great bambi http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34365 the great bambi Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34365 there are rich Jews then filthy rich Jews...but then again all Jews are filthy so I guess it's rich filthy Jews and filthy rich filthy Jews, the bane of gregggggg easterbrook's existence there are rich Jews then filthy rich Jews…but then again all Jews are filthy so I guess it’s rich filthy Jews and filthy rich filthy Jews, the bane of gregggggg easterbrook’s existence

]]> By: Barry http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34357 Barry Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34357 Compared to these ones, yes. Compared to these ones, yes.

]]> By: twoeightnine http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34354 twoeightnine Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:40:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34354 There are poor Jews? There are poor Jews?

]]> By: Barry http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34352 Barry Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:34:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34352 "Jauron went to Yale, that is enough reason for me to fire him"<br/><br/>Jauron is from Swampscott, MA. That's an even bigger reason to fire him. I went to High School in Swampscott. It is the home of douchebaggery (and rich Jews! cool!).<br/><br/>http://www.town.swampscott.ma.us/Public_Documents/index “Jauron went to Yale, that is enough reason for me to fire him”

Jauron is from Swampscott, MA. That’s an even bigger reason to fire him. I went to High School in Swampscott. It is the home of douchebaggery (and rich Jews! cool!).

http://www.town.swampscott.ma.us/Public_Documents/index

]]> By: lost http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34345 lost Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34345 jarrett, baltimore won't believe it happened until it's depicted on the Wire.<br/><br/>only David Simon knows what really happens in B/mo<br/><br/>now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go 'fire lane kiffin' jarrett, baltimore won’t believe it happened until it’s depicted on the Wire.

only David Simon knows what really happens in B/mo

now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go ‘fire lane kiffin’

]]> By: Jarrett Carter http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34344 Jarrett Carter Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:22:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34344 That's where you're wrong. <br/><br/>Baltimore would notice, as it would interrupt filming of the Wire. That’s where you’re wrong.

Baltimore would notice, as it would interrupt filming of the Wire.

]]> By: smurphette http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt.html/comment-page-1#comment-34342 smurphette Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:57:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/the-inevitable-return-of-schottenheimer-pt-1.html#comment-34342 Oh god, thanks for posting something new. That graphic of the suicide girl was really starting to creep me out. And the Tony Dungy one is hilarious. Oh god, thanks for posting something new. That graphic of the suicide girl was really starting to creep me out. And the Tony Dungy one is hilarious.

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