Comments on: In Football, It’s Very Important To Be Able To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel

By: lost

lost — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:33:00 +0000

i already know when UM’s girlfriend is going to be out of town, slim.

By: sactown

sactown — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:12:00 +0000

I’ve never been poundher to be a cowboys fan.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:50:00 +0000

@mamacita: you are absolutely correct, but I would love to peel them off with my teeth and do her until one or both of us passes out.

I believe I would have to strap a saddle to that stallion before she bucks me off.

By: Robocats

Robocats — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:49:00 +0000

MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME.

In fact, that post was so satisfying that I feel like I had something other than my mind blown as well. I'm gonna go clean myself up.

It combined my hatred for the Cowboys, for people who suggest enrolling the ball "up the field", and for people who get paid to speak and are utterly incompetent at it.

Well that post was perfect. It's all downhill from here.

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:24:00 +0000

Wow, that truly fragellistic spallidocious.

By: Bulger in My Pants

Bulger in My Pants — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:57:00 +0000

I used to work with a dumb bint who thought “might as well” was “minus will”. The past tense? “Minus would”, of course!

Ah, this post brings back mammaries.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:49:00 +0000

j4b — Those are cute panties in the first one.

lost — you forgot to add, “As Benjamin Franklin once said, ‘ass is ass.’”

You need to find out when UM’s girlfriend is out of town. He’s not as vulnerable if he’s getting it at home.

By: bloodyhandedgod

bloodyhandedgod — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:19:00 +0000

Whoever Bria Myles is, I wish to do insufferable things to her.

By: bloodyhandedgod

bloodyhandedgod — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:18:00 +0000

Drew that is fucking outstanding. Being a Cowboy rooted, I am unable to withstand too much of Emmitt’s dictation. After 30 seconds it is akin to being hit in that spot where your nose meets your forehead with a balled peen hammer.

By: MemphisRaines

MemphisRaines — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:53:00 +0000

Drew – good thing you got this up early so that Simmons could “borrow” your idea:

Emmitt Smith: Would you agree that the NFC West is one of the worst conferences in the NFC? You’re gonna smash the chat record. Don’t quit, don’t even quit.

Bill Simmons: (1:20 PM ET ) I think the NFC West is going through a rice of passage right now, so you can’t make it an escape goat.