Comments on: In Football, It’s Very Important To Be Able To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:45:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Salvatore Brossett http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-204673 Salvatore Brossett Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:53:13 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-204673 great advice and sharing,I will buy one this fantastic pants for me .thanks great advice and sharing,I will buy one this fantastic pants for me .thanks

]]> By: lost http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35905 lost Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:33:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35905 i already know when UM's girlfriend is going to be out of town, slim. i already know when UM’s girlfriend is going to be out of town, slim.

]]> By: sactown http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35900 sactown Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:12:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35900 I've never been poundher to be a cowboys fan. I’ve never been poundher to be a cowboys fan.

]]> By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35899 Jackin'4Beats Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35899 @mamacita: you are absolutely correct, but I would love to peel them off with my teeth and do her until one or both of us passes out.<br/><br/>I believe I would have to strap a saddle to that stallion before she bucks me off. @mamacita: you are absolutely correct, but I would love to peel them off with my teeth and do her until one or both of us passes out.

I believe I would have to strap a saddle to that stallion before she bucks me off.

]]> By: Robocats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35898 Robocats Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:49:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35898 MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME.<br/><br/>In fact, that post was so satisfying that I feel like I had something other than my mind blown as well. I'm gonna go clean myself up.<br/><br/>It combined my hatred for the Cowboys, for people who suggest enrolling the ball "up the field", and for people who get paid to speak and are utterly incompetent at it.<br/><br/>Well that post was perfect. It's all downhill from here. MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME.

In fact, that post was so satisfying that I feel like I had something other than my mind blown as well. I’m gonna go clean myself up.

It combined my hatred for the Cowboys, for people who suggest enrolling the ball “up the field”, and for people who get paid to speak and are utterly incompetent at it.

Well that post was perfect. It’s all downhill from here.

]]> By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35897 Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:24:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35897 Wow, that truly fragellistic spallidocious. Wow, that truly fragellistic spallidocious.

]]> By: Bulger in My Pants http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35890 Bulger in My Pants Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:57:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35890 I used to work with a dumb bint who thought "might as well" was "minus will". The past tense? "Minus would", of course!<br/><br/>Ah, this post brings back mammaries. I used to work with a dumb bint who thought “might as well” was “minus will”. The past tense? “Minus would”, of course!

Ah, this post brings back mammaries.

]]> By: mamacita http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35889 mamacita Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:49:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35889 j4b -- Those are cute panties in the first one.<br/><br/>lost -- you forgot to add, "As Benjamin Franklin once said, 'ass is ass.'"<br/><br/>You need to find out when UM's girlfriend is out of town. He's not as vulnerable if he's getting it at home. j4b — Those are cute panties in the first one.

lost — you forgot to add, “As Benjamin Franklin once said, ‘ass is ass.’”

You need to find out when UM’s girlfriend is out of town. He’s not as vulnerable if he’s getting it at home.

]]> By: bloodyhandedgod http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35869 bloodyhandedgod Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:19:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35869 Whoever Bria Myles is, I wish to do insufferable things to her. Whoever Bria Myles is, I wish to do insufferable things to her.

]]> By: bloodyhandedgod http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-its-very-important-to-be.html/comment-page-1#comment-35868 bloodyhandedgod Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:18:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/in-football-it%e2%80%99s-very-important-to-be-able-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-35868 Drew that is fucking outstanding. Being a Cowboy rooted, I am unable to withstand too much of Emmitt's dictation. After 30 seconds it is akin to being hit in that spot where your nose meets your forehead with a balled peen hammer. Drew that is fucking outstanding. Being a Cowboy rooted, I am unable to withstand too much of Emmitt’s dictation. After 30 seconds it is akin to being hit in that spot where your nose meets your forehead with a balled peen hammer.

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