Comments on: I Am A F—king Retard http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:03:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Johnny http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35431 Johnny Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35431 Anyone else remember the time when Siragusa got arrested at 2 AM in a White Castle drive through when he was with the Colts? Anyone else remember the time when Siragusa got arrested at 2 AM in a White Castle drive through when he was with the Colts?

]]> By: StuScottBooyahs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35405 StuScottBooyahs Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35405 Siragusa looks like someone tried to shove <b>1000</b> lbs of shit into a <b>500</b> lb bag.<br/><br/>fixed Siragusa looks like someone tried to shove 1000 lbs of shit into a 500 lb bag.

fixed

]]> By: B & G Do Europe http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35394 B & G Do Europe Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:11:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35394 He's like a much more crude and enormously fatter <a HREF="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07202007" REL="nofollow">Phillipe</a>. He’s like a much more crude and enormously fatter Phillipe.

]]> By: jmorrisking http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35393 jmorrisking Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:02:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35393 @pepster:<br/><br/>You probably got a better chance of grabbing one..he has to hit the drive through because he can't sit at a table...you shouldn't be able to use your stomach as a fold-out.... @pepster:

You probably got a better chance of grabbing one..he has to hit the drive through because he can’t sit at a table…you shouldn’t be able to use your stomach as a fold-out….

]]> By: Dusty http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35386 Dusty Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:01:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35386 Siragusa looks like someone tried to shove 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb bag. I think dandelions have higher IQ's than Tony Baloney. Siragusa looks like someone tried to shove 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb bag. I think dandelions have higher IQ’s than Tony Baloney.

]]> By: Mike Georger http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35383 Mike Georger Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:17:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35383 i honestly thought that was that fat fuck don vito and didnt get the article until his name was mentioned at the end. not sure if that makes me look stupid, or makes tony look more pathetic i honestly thought that was that fat fuck don vito and didnt get the article until his name was mentioned at the end. not sure if that makes me look stupid, or makes tony look more pathetic

]]> By: miamidiesel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35382 miamidiesel Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:16:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35382 <i>Boy, I sure could go for some food, because I'm fat, and FOX hired me because they think all their viewers are braindead Jersey assholes!</i><br/><br/>Yea, because you just know that if FOX thought all its viewers were from Minnesota/Wisconsin/random fat fuck dumb fuck Midwest state, the announcers would be less fat and stupid... Boy, I sure could go for some food, because I’m fat, and FOX hired me because they think all their viewers are braindead Jersey assholes!

Yea, because you just know that if FOX thought all its viewers were from Minnesota/Wisconsin/random fat fuck dumb fuck Midwest state, the announcers would be less fat and stupid…

]]> By: Pepster http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35374 Pepster Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:13:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35374 jmorrisking - I wish I had cheerleaders orbiting around my waist all day. jmorrisking – I wish I had cheerleaders orbiting around my waist all day.

]]> By: JAMMQ http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35368 JAMMQ Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35368 Amazingly, Tony Siragusa is not the most brain-dead football announcer in FOX's employ . . . that honor belongs to Tim Ryan. <br/><br/><i>Honorable mention: Tony Boselli</i> Amazingly, Tony Siragusa is not the most brain-dead football announcer in FOX’s employ . . . that honor belongs to Tim Ryan.

Honorable mention: Tony Boselli

]]> By: Phony Gwynn http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-fking-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-35359 Phony Gwynn Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/i-am-a-f%e2%80%94king-retard.html#comment-35359 Siragusa is Spanish for "goose syrup."<br/><br/>It's true - I asked a Mexican. Siragusa is Spanish for “goose syrup.”

It’s true – I asked a Mexican.

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