FUTURE CAREER-ENDER 20??
11.05.07
Yeah, so Chad Johnson got hurt in the Buffalo game yesterday after…actually, I have no fucking clue how he got hurt. But, yeah, he was just laying down there and the meat wagon had to come in and scoop his ass up. Pretty freaky; I’m glad we haven’t seen an injury like that in Buffalo for awhile.
Anyway, the CT scan was negative (whatever that is) and he flew back to Cincy with the team. Actually, they flew back to Kentucky, because that’s where the Cincinnati airport is. No, I’m serious. They’re putting everything in Kentucky now. Cincinnati’s going to hell in a hip pocket. All the good shit is across the river now. Anyway, Chad might be laid up for a while. The bad news? We lost to the Bills, and we are sucking some fine cock at 2-6.
Too bad the ambulance thing has already been done, Chad. That would have been a sweet addition to your end zone celebration repertoire. But, then you’d actually have to be scoring touchdowns for that to happen.
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xtrarant – hells yeah the race riots are only a cinci thing. The only riots we are gonna have will take place when the fucking mexicans realize they out number every other race combined in this area and will take it all by force!
Also the mayor of Cinci is flamin gay…still in the closet but will be out with in a year or two. If ya dont believe about the gay mayor, search youtube for his opening day pitch
“Cincinnati’s going to hell in a hip pocket. All the good shit is across the river now.”
That sort of implies there ever was any “good shit” in Cincinnati. Unless by “good shit” you mean “race riots” but I don’t think those have moved to Kentucky yet.
When asked for comment about the hit, Johnson replied to no one in particular, “HUGH!”
@ peter king.
you are a moron. i assume your next argument will be how much better the don pablos in newport is than the one in rookwood. don’t forget the johnny rockets and brio as well!
i can vouch for the kentucky side of the river. hofbrau house, newport aquarium, and all the good riverfront restaurants are in newport/covington. anything new downtown that’s not a stadium has been built in kentucky. it’s amazing what you can do when an area actually focuses on economic development instead of sucking up to minority groups with a sense of entitlement.
Wait, Cincinnati is *going* to hell? In my experience, Cincinnati is Hell.
In fact, if I owned a place in Cincinnati and a place in Hell, I’d rent out the place in Cincy and live in Hell.
Wait, the former receviers on ESPN are the one’s that still have their wits? If that’s the case Goodell needs to put another $10 million in the NFLPA health insurance fund to pay for drool cups.
Chad goes down at least once again, whether it is cramps or pussitis. He is fine- after blowing a few easy catches he just quit.
Also, you must be retarded to think the good shit is on the Kentucky side of the river. Seriously? I need some examples.
Its all coming up aces for the persian prince.
Yeah Cincy’s got the Worst.Airport.Ever.
After a flight from Cleveland to Cincy, I had to walk 2 miles within the airport, then take a subway, then take a shuttle-bus just to get to my flight taking me from Cincy to Naptown. Both flights were on United.
And for all of you assholes thinking “Why didn’t you just drive?” I suggested that but my VP told me she was too good for rental cars.
Oh well, at least we were both recently divorced and fucked like fuck lions in a hotel hot tub later that night.
Good times.
The hit that planted CJ was nothing, he was being dramatic (my opinion at least) So happy to be a Bengal fan right now….just hoping all the hard ons that jumped on the CJ-TJ-Carson Palmer bandwagon will jump off so i can get me some cheap season tickets~~!!!!
Hmm, that’s why I kept T.J. Houshmandzadeh in my keeper league. Better numbers, better karma, better health.
Receivers that keep running their mouths eventually get hammered. If they’re lucky, they retain enough wits about them to land an ESPN gig.
If we can get Brady to talk some shit and Fewell lets Whitner blitz, we finally might get a Brady wishbone sandwich.
“He told me ‘I’m going on that.’ I said ‘OK, next time you come across, I’ve got something for you.”
He was fucked up after the first hit on him where he got faceplanted into the turf getting pushed out of bounds.
Obviously, this is Carson Palmer’s fault. Where’s Kimo when you need him?