Comments on: Doug & Doug Fantasy Rules Week 11

By: Gern

Gern — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:03:00 +0000

Why don’t you two go down to the gym and pump each other? Oh, too late. Props to Irwin.

By: Vanilla

Vanilla — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:33:00 +0000

jammq – haven’t we known all along that they were Pats fans? One of them wears a Patriots Football t-shirt in the intro every week.

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:53:00 +0000

Before commiting murder you shoudl read Poe's "A Cask of Amontilado"

It's a tutorial on how to kill someone and not get caught.

I dont the Poe would have approved of the use of a bomb.

By: devang

devang — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:24:00 +0000

Hey I won my KSK suicide pool!! Did I win a can of Manhattan Fish Assholes?

By: Robocats

Robocats — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:15:00 +0000

I mean the 85 Bears were kind of cocky, but even they had the good sense to include Steve Fuller in the Super Bowl shuffle for his efforts in thwarting bounties on McMahon.

By: Robocats

Robocats — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:10:00 +0000

Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure Doug and Doug just jinxed their Patriots beyond belief. Seriously, how numb to the metaphysics of jinxing must you be to imply that your starting quarterback is indestructible? And the fact that it was in jest only makes it worse, jinxes can smell insincerity and fear.

Thank goodness I’m not a Patriots fan. Although one more ’72 Dolphin coming forward might change my mind. Evil yes, but the greater of two evils? Remains to be seen.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:06:00 +0000

Careful, Maj might steal that $50 to spend on a lap dance at the end of the month.

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:41:00 +0000

What if they’re just Simmons and J-Bug in masks, with their homosexuality toned down to a 7?

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:33:00 +0000

"Marv Lewis, claaahcks tickin' on your careeeaaaah, buddy . . ."

plus,

knowledge of Marlboro, Massachusetts

plus,

spewing hate on the bounty

equals

Doug & Doug outing themselves as Massholes?

. . . and I had such high hopes.