Doug & Doug Fantasy Rules Week 11

Doug and Doug return following a fallow week, and what do they have to show for their mid-autumn vacation? Trading in the green headband for a beige one? Crafting a newfound irreverence for bounties? Easy you two, we’ve got $50, maybe $55, more that we can spend on hits. How hard can it be to bomb one garage?

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9 Responses to “Doug & Doug Fantasy Rules Week 11”

  1. JAMMQ Says:

    “Marv Lewis, claaahcks tickin’ on your careeeaaaah, buddy . . .”

    plus,

    knowledge of Marlboro, Massachusetts

    plus,

    spewing hate on the bounty

    equals

    Doug & Doug outing themselves as Massholes?

    . . . and I had such high hopes.

  2. Jake Says:

    What if they’re just Simmons and J-Bug in masks, with their homosexuality toned down to a 7?

  3. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Careful, Maj might steal that $50 to spend on a lap dance at the end of the month.

  4. Robocats Says:

    Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure Doug and Doug just jinxed their Patriots beyond belief. Seriously, how numb to the metaphysics of jinxing must you be to imply that your starting quarterback is indestructible? And the fact that it was in jest only makes it worse, jinxes can smell insincerity and fear.

    Thank goodness I’m not a Patriots fan. Although one more ‘72 Dolphin coming forward might change my mind. Evil yes, but the greater of two evils? Remains to be seen.

  5. Robocats Says:

    I mean the 85 Bears were kind of cocky, but even they had the good sense to include Steve Fuller in the Super Bowl shuffle for his efforts in thwarting bounties on McMahon.

  6. devang Says:

    Hey I won my KSK suicide pool!! Did I win a can of Manhattan Fish Assholes?

  7. Wormfather Says:

    Before commiting murder you shoudl read Poe’s “A Cask of Amontilado”

    It’s a tutorial on how to kill someone and not get caught.

    I dont the Poe would have approved of the use of a bomb.

  8. Vanilla Says:

    jammq – haven’t we known all along that they were Pats fans? One of them wears a Patriots Football t-shirt in the intro every week.

  9. Gern Says:

    Why don’t you two go down to the gym and pump each other? Oh, too late. Props to Irwin.

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